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John Motson manged to pull a world record out of the bag tonight. Against all odds, he managed to break the 1 minute barrier. Viewers of ITV's coverage of the England Eygpt game were left in shock , as Motson managed to mention the 1966 World Cup inside 54second of the game starting.

Being a rugby fan and English I rarely watch football, and have been left bemused by my jock chums mentioning how 1966 gets brought up ad nauseum. However I fear I may have to agree with them.
 
Its true, same goes for Johnny Wilkinson, who always gets a mention about the world cup 7 YEARS AGO. I wonder if this will still happen in 40 years, as has happened with the footy?

2 world wars and 2 world cups in 100 years and you'd never believe it!
 
MakkaPakka1 said:
Its true, same goes for Johnny Wilkinson, who always gets a mention about the world cup 7 YEARS AGO. I wonder if this will still happen in 40 years, as has happened with the footy?

2 world wars and 2 world cups in 100 years and you'd never believe it!
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If they do, I'm going to have to find a sport we have never and can never win to support, as it is feckin tedious. Do they think the viewer has suddenly forgotten about previous achievements ?
 
PaddingtonStare said:
John Motson manged to pull a world record out of the bag tonight. Against all odds, he managed to break the 1 minute barrier. Viewers of ITV's coverage of the England Eygpt game were left in shock , as Motson managed to mention the 1966 World Cup inside 54second of the game starting.

Being a rugby fan and English I rarely watch football, and have been left bemused by my jock chums mentioning how 1966 gets brought up ad nauseum. However I fear I may have to agree with them.
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Erm, John Motson isn't commentating tonight; in fact he doesn't even commentate for ITV, so being a rugby fan I'd stick to what you know :PDT_Xtremez_06:
 
Another rugby snob getting on his high horse and jumping in the band wagon no doubt. Sentence of cliches over.
 
PG1979 said:
Erm, John Motson isn't commentating tonight; in fact he doesn't even commentate for ITV, so being a rugby fan I'd stick to what you know :PDT_Xtremez_06:
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Well if it's listening to repetitive shoite about a game you won 44 years ago, you are welcome to it. :PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
PG1979 said:
Another rugby snob getting on his high horse and jumping in the band wagon no doubt. Sentence of cliches over.
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Thank you for pointing out my poor identification of the commentator.

To reciprocate the kindness, the phrase you are looking for is " Jumping ON the band wagon".

Additionally what band wagon would this be?
 
PaddingtonStare said:
Thank you for pointing out my poor identification of the commentator.

To reciprocate the kindness, the phrase you are looking for is " Jumping ON the band wagon".

Additionally what band wagon would this be?
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The Rugby snob band wagon; and I think you are probably right in there driving it.
 
PG1979 said:
The Rugby snob band wagon; and I think you are probably right in there driving it.
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Never heard about this rugby snob band wagon, sounds like you made it up, or are you just a little precious due to years of your sports mediocrity? As for me being in there driving your fictitious band wagon, I fear that you also made that up, to deal with your poor grasp of cliches, so may I refer you to one of your previous comments and hope that you are good at taking your own advice.

PG1979 said:
you're in the wrong and look a little silly, deal with it.
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I bid you adieu,
 
so the Sweaties are pished off with hearing about English world cup wins are thy?

Understandable I suppose, I bet we'd be pished off hearing about theirs if they actually had any:PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
PaddingtonStare said:
Never heard about this rugby snob band wagon, sounds like you made it up, or are you just a little precious due to years of your sports mediocrity? As for me being in there driving your fictitious band wagon, I fear that you also made that up, to deal with your poor grasp of cliches, so may I refer you to one of your previous comments and hope that you are good at taking your own advice.



I bid you adieu,
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I do apologise for my apparent lack of understanding of cliches; or could it be as simple is I is next to O on the keyboard and I have fingers like pigs tits.

The irony is you appear to be the cliche of a rugby snob, and I didn't make that up they exist. Your situation is this: ever been on a course were there didn't appear to be a nobhead? Probably because that nobhead was you (this is an example so don't cry); doesn't mean there wasn't a nob, it was probably just you.

This is similar; you have don't comprehend rugby snob because you are one.

And before you bother, don't worry about the typo's, spelling mistakes, errors of grammar etc. My meassge is understood, thus communication is successful; I'm not gonna proof read my posts and I'm not here for an English lesson.

Back to OP though, it was a bobbins post; you gotta admit that? Come on you know you can, a real man could admit that.
 
PG1979 said:
I do apologise for my apparent lack of understanding of cliches; or could it be as simple is I is next to O on the keyboard and I have fingers like pigs tits.

The irony is you appear to be the cliche of a rugby snob, and I didn't make that up they exist. Your situation is this: ever been on a course were there didn't appear to be a nobhead? Probably because that nobhead was you (this is an example so don't cry); doesn't mean there wasn't a nob, it was probably just you.

This is similar; you have don't comprehend rugby snob because you are one.

And before you bother, don't worry about the typo's, spelling mistakes, errors of grammar etc. My meassge is understood, thus communication is successful; I'm not gonna proof read my posts and I'm not here for an English lesson.

Back to OP though, it was a bobbins post; you gotta admit that? Come on you know you can, a real man could admit that.
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Ahh then I do apologise for my lack of knowledge of Football commentators, much like your fumbled fingered ****wittery, it was a simple mistake to make, one tediously boring commentator repeating the same date is much like another.

A simple cliche (as you seem to be incapable of making a point with out one) is "two wrongs don't make a right"

The thread in retrospect was a poor one, and will not be talked about in glowing terms. Your hopeless replies have ensured it's demise along with the poor subject matter. I am glad to say however, that your comedy posting and sheer persistence, will know doubt gain you some kind of recognition, even it is as a fat fingered chimpanzee who struggles to use a complex machine like keyboard.

Anyway where are my tissues, some uncouth knuckle dragging soccer pleb has called me a Knob head.
 
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PaddingtonStare said:
John Motson manged to pull a world record out of the bag tonight. Against all odds, he managed to break the 1 minute barrier. Viewers of ITV's coverage of the England Eygpt game were left in shock , as Motson managed to mention the 1966 World Cup inside 54second of the game starting.

Being a rugby fan and English I rarely watch football, and have been left bemused by my jock chums mentioning how 1966 gets brought up ad nauseum. However I fear I may have to agree with them.
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He's on 5 live now Villa v Reading

Going for a personal best with "The romance of the cup"

He's screaming his self stupid on there
 
MakkaPakka1 said:
Its true, same goes for Johnny Wilkinson, who always gets a mention about the world cup 7 YEARS AGO. I wonder if this will still happen in 40 years, as has happened with the footy?

2 world wars and 2 world cups in 100 years and you'd never believe it!
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Get it right, 2 world wars, 2 world cups and Its a knock out!
 
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