A Very Belated Intro

[Kryten]

I've been on the Goat for over two years now, and I cant remember if I have ever introduced myself...so this, by way of a grovelling apology, is an attempt to rectify my mistake!!

Joined the RAF in 1989, and left in 2005, now living near Blackpool. Served initially as a Plotter, then PI, before leaving as an Int An (I). Love the Goat - its certainly the best way of keeping tabs on whats going on in the RAF, and the only decent source of banter I can get....

 

[vim_fuego]

I've been on the Goat for over two years now, and I cant remember if I have ever introduced myself...so this, by way of a grovelling apology, is an attempt to rectify my mistake!!

Joined the RAF in 1989, and left in 2005, now living near Blackpool. Served initially as a Plotter, then PI, before leaving as an Int An (I). Love the Goat - its certainly the best way of keeping tabs on whats going on in the RAF, and the only decent source of banter I can get....

So what are you doing now...I'm taking an unhealthy interest in this subject on intro's as I'm out within the year myself!

 

[Ex-Splitter and Proud]

So what are you doing now...I'm taking an unhealthy interest in this subject on intro's as I'm out within the year myself!

Looking at Kryten's location, he's most likely to be:

1. At Clown school (5 miles south of the pier)
2. Leading a donkey on the beach
3. Serving in a transvestite bar.
DT_Xtremez_42:

Do you think you qualify, Vim?

DT_Xtremez_30:



PS..... Welcome to the Goat, Kryten!!DT_Xtremez_35:... Albeit a bit late.

 

[vim_fuego]

Do you think you qualify, Vim?


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Well I like the sound of clown school...I've been doing the pre-attendance foundation course for the last 25 years...

 

[Wobbly_Jon]

He always was slow on the uptake.

As for what he is doing now

1. A clown.
Yes STILL a clown, always was and always will be, thank the Gods.

2. Leading donkeys on the beach.
He would get lost and, I wouldn't trust him alone with one.

3. Working in a transvetite bar,
He doesn't even know how to spell WORKING.
He knows the basic principals but failled the practical, to his credit he did attend, but work, not a 'kin stroke.

Tranvestite, what he does in his spare time is up to him

Just kidding mate.

 

[Kryten]

Looking at Kryten's location, he's most likely to be:

1. At Clown school (5 miles south of the pier)
2. Leading a donkey on the beach
3. Serving in a transvestite bar.
DT_Xtremez_42:

Do you think you qualify, Vim?

DT_Xtremez_30:




PS..... Welcome to the Goat, Kryten!!DT_Xtremez_35:... Albeit a bit late.

I think you are pretty damn close with Option 1.....lets just say I work for the leading industrial employer in this neck of the woods....
Well, I guess thats me condemned from the start....

 

[T93]

I think you are pretty damn close with Option 1.....lets just say I work for the leading industrial employer in this neck of the woods....
Well, I guess thats me condemned from the start....

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Would that be the One that is South/East (ish) of Blackpool on the way to Preston by any chanceDT_Xtremez_06: Begins with "W" ends in "T"

 

[John Lloyd]

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Would that be the One that is South/East (ish) of Blackpool on the way to Preston by any chanceDT_Xtremez_06: Begins with "W" ends in "T"

Or even "N"?

 

[T93]

Or even "N"?

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ooooooh ahhhhhhhh errrrrrrrrDT_Xtremez_42:

I would like to state that it was a deliberate typo...but it was not.

JL, thank you. I stand corrected.

*If indeed it did end with "T" then it would become One of those unsightly things you see on the end of the nose*

 

[Ex-Splitter and Proud]

I think you are pretty damn close with Option 1.....lets just say I work for the leading industrial employer in this neck of the woods....
Well, I guess thats me condemned from the start....

Kind of guessed that was it, but don't see where Int would get you a job with coco's lot - it's an oxymoron!

So, is the dark force is strong in you, Kryten?DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Kryten]

Kind of guessed that was it, but don't see where Int would get you a job with coco's lot - it's an oxymoron!

So, is the dark force is strong in you, Kryten?DT_Xtremez_42:

Ahh, I work with the people who are building planes without pilots...and nope, the Dark Force has been overwhelmingly rejected...I am happy to say that I am continuing (in the finest traditions of the RAF) banter and abuse to all who deserve it here...

So, to answer the q's below:

1. Yep, it is the one that starts with a "W" and ends with a "N"
2. I didn't touch the donkey...