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£9Bn of defence cuts can easily be made as long as there's cr@p like this happening in HMF at the taxpayers expense.
 
I say well done to the fella. Extra rations and being in charge of more dogs. Pity he wasn't promote to an Officer where he can have a Batman too.:PDT_Xtremez_16:
 
Typical brown jobs - two promotions in 18 months and still doesn't have a clue what to do (apart from lick his balls).
 
Believe me and I am sure other goater’s can Agree. In my career I have seen people who I have had a lot less respect for than a dog, get promoted in order to move them on.
 
Just because the randy mutt slept with the camp General favourite pooches, Fifi, Trixy and Reg doesn't mean his promotion wasn't warranted for valour as Camp flea catcher.:PDT_Xtremez_09:
 
The the dogs have no idea what they are doing and neither do most of the general public. If they, the general public, suddenly find out the reality of what the military uses the dogs for it will soon be banned.

Make them Group Captains or Colonels, who gives a fcuk! they are better than us at finding nasty stuff and also getting themselves killed - instead of us...
 
Didn't the soviet during WW2 use dogs to lie under the German tanks before blowing only for the poor mutts returning under their masters too. Also wasn't Dolphins used for placing limpet mines of vessels.
 
Gonterseed said:
The the dogs have no idea what they are doing and neither do most of the general public. If they, the general public, suddenly find out the reality of what the military uses the dogs for it will soon be banned.

Make them Group Captains or Colonels, who gives a fcuk! they are better than us at finding nasty stuff and also getting themselves killed - instead of us...
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This is the dog who should be promoted not some regimental show dog.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dog-war-gets-animal-vc-11535128
 
ninjarabbi said:
I think there are savings to be made here. Could this dog's post be FTRS'd?
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No mate, like some FTRS personnel they will question why they need to do fitness test or IRT Mod 1 (its in your terms of service you kin imbecile) but they still do it.
 
Tedlooney said:
Didn't we make a donkey a Flt Lt?
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Probably at RAF Locking in the 70's / 80's. Can't remember what rank he held but we had to do a "container check" on the stable every hour on night guard.

It was imaginatively named "Sparky" by some commissioned person (or his wife)at the base .
 
Digzster said:
Probably at RAF Locking in the 70's / 80's. Can't remember what rank he held but we had to do a "container check" on the stable every hour on night guard.

It was imaginatively named "Sparky" by some commissioned person (or his wife)at the base .
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That was Cpl Sparky, who was taken to the Airmens' Mess one year (between '82 and '86) for the 'livers in' Christmas dinner and, ahem, left his 'mark' on the mess floor....

He was a form of FTRS because during the summer months he was gainfully employed on W-S-M beach with other donkeys.....
 
Oldstacker said:
That was Cpl Sparky, who was taken to the Airmens' Mess one year (between '82 and '86) for the 'livers in' Christmas dinner and, ahem, left his 'mark' on the mess floor....

He was a form of FTRS because during the summer months he was gainfully employed on W-S-M beach with other donkeys.....
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Ahhhhh, so he was a spy for old man Trapnell.

That makes more sense. Must have "escaped" from the field at the railway bridges.
 
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