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Big Jugs or Pretty face?

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Big Jugs or Pretty face?

  • Jugs are everything! You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst stoking the fire!

    Votes: 17 22.4%

  • Pretty face... I can buy her bigger jugs for Christmas!

    Votes: 59 77.6%
  • Total voters
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After someone insulted my Bride to be Traylor Howard, (She doesn't know yet), what would you rather have?

Big jugs but a face like Cherie Blair?
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Small Jugs and pretty face?

It has to be a pretty face for me... I can add bigger jugs later and specify the build size and type myself!
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Smaller breasts tend to stand the test of time a bit better than their more bulbous counterparts, which end up forming into a splendid pair of spaniel's ears
 
I was voting on the grounds of a one night "Fun Bag" session, As in targets to aim the baby gravy at :PDT_Xtremez_15: Long term has to be pretty face with any post mods carried out when needed.
 
ChrisBrit81 said:
Smaller breasts tend to stand the test of time a bit better than their more bulbous counterparts, which end up forming into a splendid pair of spaniel's ears
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Tried to get a picture of said Spaniels Ears off Googgle and got Spaniels Ears !! Then typed in "Ex Wife" and got SPANIELS EARS :PDT_Xtremez_28:
 

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Real tits ! The bigger the better. Can't be having those plastic things, you could be shagging a bloke FFS.

Big tit's, big ar$e and a tight fanny. That's all you need. If you could identify your wife in a Police line-up you married the wrong burd ! :PDT_Xtremez_28:

Anyway, when your both older you can do her between her "Spaniels ears" tits without bending over and fcuking up your back !!
 
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It's got to be a pretty face, why the fu*K would you want to look at a pit bull chewing a wasp??

You can increase the volume of the chest area with money and get the end the result you want.

I suppose I am just lucky though, my burd has both, a very pretty face and massive purt boobies!!! Happy days eh!!! :) Bloody shame I am in the 'stan and can't enjoy them!!!
 
royalmarines1664 said:
It's got to be a pretty face, why the fu*K would you want to look at a pit bull chewing a wasp??

You can increase the volume of the chest area with money and get the end the result you want.

I suppose I am just lucky though, my burd has both, a very pretty face and massive purt boobies!!! Happy days eh!!! :) Bloody shame I am in the 'stan and can't enjoy them!!!
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Put a bag over the head, and stick a picture of kelly brook on it, much cheaper than paying for a boob job!
 
royalmarines1664 said:
It's got to be a pretty face, why the fu*K would you want to look at a pit bull chewing a wasp??

You can increase the volume of the chest area with money and get the end the result you want.

I suppose I am just lucky though, my burd has both, a very pretty face and massive purt boobies!!! Happy days eh!!! :) Bloody shame I am in the 'stan and can't enjoy them!!!
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Even if she does look like a bulldog lickin pish off a thistle, turn the beatch over and aim for rear entry:PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
royalmarines1664 said:
I suppose I am just lucky though, my burd has both, a very pretty face and massive purt boobies!!! Happy days eh!!! :) Bloody shame I am in the 'stan and can't enjoy them!!!
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Are you sure it's not just a fish head with false's:PDT_Xtremez_28:
How ever, do agree with you on the have both comment.
 
Why do they call the area between a womans hips and her breasts a waist ? :PDT_Xtremez_21: Coz you could get another pair of boobs in there.....!!!:PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
So there you have it ladies. Before splashing out on a pair of, "Dolly Partons", better make sure the old, "Boat race", is up to scratch first.

Even if Cherie Blair was a 60FF only one in five goaters will give her the time of day... (And that's all they'd give her!).
 
When they are on thier knees, facing forward or away - it just dont matter

Give me the fun bags for that five minutes of fun, then there you go chick open wide...
 
Scaley brat said:
Real tits ! The bigger the better. Can't be having those plastic things, you could be shagging a bloke FFS.

Big tit's, big ar$e and a tight fanny. That's all you need. If you could identify your wife in a Police line-up you married the wrong burd ! :PDT_Xtremez_28:

Anyway, when your both older you can do her between her "Spaniels ears" tits without bending over and fcuking up your back !!
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Mate, thats a bit O' wishfull thinking!
They all end up like a wizards sleeve after they've dropped a couple.:PDT_Xtremez_42::PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
grumpyoldb said:
Mate, thats a bit O' wishfull thinking!
They all end up like a wizards sleeve after they've dropped a couple.:PDT_Xtremez_42::PDT_Xtremez_31:
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only when the "big cocks" get in there. Otherwise she'll keep her fanny like a "mouse's ear " !! :PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
Must admit that my Mrs has dropped eight [sprogs] and her 'front end' is still a mouse's ear. Never seen a Wg Cdr SMO blush so much as when we had to tell her than A was a tad too big to fit into B. So again I say let loose the jugs of Phwoar!

K/B's destroyed due to the previous comment are the sole responsibility of the owners. We did not force you to laugh/gag/vomit or make any voluntary/involuntary body movements. Although, give sympathy to the girls that are wincing a bit and just say "quads"! And then "quintuplets". Hours of fun are guaranteed!
 
Boarderlyne said:
Must admit that my Mrs has dropped eight [sprogs] and her 'front end' is still a mouse's ear. Never seen a Wg Cdr SMO blush so much as when we had to tell her than A was a tad too big to fit into B. So again I say let loose the jugs of Phwoar!

K/B's destroyed due to the previous comment are the sole responsibility of the owners. We did not force you to laugh/gag/vomit or make any voluntary/involuntary body movements. Although, give sympathy to the girls that are wincing a bit and just say "quads"! And then "quintuplets". Hours of fun are guaranteed!
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Is it me, or are you talking gibberish? WTF are you on about?
 
A pretty face will always get her a pearl necklace, irrespective of the size of her t!ts.:PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
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