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Big Old Units - celebrating ladys who like cake

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I have noticed a disturbing trend amongst the young lads at work regarding general fussyness over birds , particularly in the fat bird dept.
to quote family guy's quagmire "Fat Chicks need lovin too. But they gotta pay"

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alright shes not exactly lardy but I couldn't think of another fatty icon at short notice :PDT_Xtremez_17:
 
Large Units can be very attractive as long as they have 'The Ratio' - yep, an hour-glass figure has been scientifically proven to catch our eye (well us blokes anyway, dunno about, errm, ladies who like ladies if you get my drift) --> http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/love/attraction.shtml

But if they're just a potato with legs then the lady's not for me. Sorry lady, I know you want to... but No!

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Now then,

I've always had a thing for the girly with Dawn in this one. She aged well too!

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I tended to follow Blackadders 'Bishop of Bath and Wells' formula for selection purposes...

Never did me any harm...:PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
shoutingwind said:
just to qualify- what size counts s a 'large unit?'
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Low to mid 20 and upwards, proper chubba lovin' requires a fork lift to flip her over on her knees.

If she's a chubba and a GWAR it's just double the heaven :PDT_Xtremez_30:


How about this prime ribsteak ?

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I tried to find a picture of her fatter than this and got bored ...... :PDT_Xtremez_31:
Anna Nichole !!
 
I have heard she's lost a lot of weight quite recently.....

"Sounds of coat being fetched....."
 
I'm sure we've covered this before, haven't we?

Nigella LOVES the cake (as well as other things I should imagine)
 

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shoutingwind said:
just to qualify- what size counts s a 'large unit?'
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Not sure about anybody else but for me women fall into 4 distinct sizes

those I think I'd break (smaller than size 8)

those I want to bang until they break (8-12)

those i'd bang until they broke me (14-18)

those i think may eat me afterwards (20 and up)

obviously there are exceptions that prove the rule:PDT_Xtremez_28:

so for me a large unit is in the last group, so just out of curiosity........:PDT_Xtremez_06: nearly got myself in trouble there.
 
auchtermuchty said:
Not sure about anybody else but for me women fall into 4 distinct sizes

those I think I'd break (smaller than size 8)

those I want to bang until they break (8-12)

those i'd bang until they broke me (14-18)

those i think may eat me afterwards (20 and up)

obviously there are exceptions that prove the rule:PDT_Xtremez_28:

so for me a large unit is in the last group, so just out of curiosity........:PDT_Xtremez_06: nearly got myself in trouble there.
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Sorry dude, I have to alter that slightly.

Below a size 8 - You might as well come out of the closet, your a screaming queen :PDT_Xtremez_06:

Size 8-12 - Good for propeller sex but little else..... unless they swallow. :PDT_Xtremez_29:

Size 14-18 - The Miss perfect range e.g. Size 18 ass in size 16 jeans !! :PDT_Xtremez_28:

Size 20 and over - Mopeds ! Fun to ride but don't let your mates find out you had one !! :PDT_Xtremez_31:

I think that is slightly more acccurate !!
 
Yes but you are a deviant of the first order so we all expected you to be wierd:PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
auchtermuchty said:
Not sure about anybody else but for me women fall into 4 distinct sizes

those I think I'd break (smaller than size 8)

those I want to bang until they break (8-12)

those i'd bang until they broke me (14-18)

those i think may eat me afterwards (20 and up)

obviously there are exceptions that prove the rule:PDT_Xtremez_28:
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I can fit into 2 of those groups.... (not sure which one I prefer tho) :PDT_Xtremez_30: although not famous ::P:
 
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