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Birds in the gym....good incentive!!!

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Just did an extra 20 mins more than usual doing sit ups after spinning today.......cos there was a fitty stretching out on the mat next to me.

I know it's wrong, but it really gave me an incentive to keep going!!!

Sod all these threats of MMA.....just get a load of hotties down the gym, re-name it 'Hooters' and watch the porkies weight dropping off!!!!

Birds. They're ace. Sometimes.
 
I go to the gym with my lass, thats all the incentive i need. I just need to be on the bike when she is doing some cardio and ill be happy all day long. Oh, and on the chest/shoulder press too. And she wonders why i encourage her to go for just one more rep......
 
I go to the gym with my lass, thats all the incentive i need. I just need to be on the bike when she is doing some cardio and ill be happy all day long. Oh, and on the chest/shoulder press too. And she wonders why i encourage her to go for just one more rep......


Is she a goater by any chance...and would read this???? :PDT_Xtremez_14:

If not, where are you and what time do you (well, her really) go to the gym???
 
No she aint a goater. Though I do tell her how much i enjoy watching her on the treadmill. Then its the usual complaints about "My hair was a mess", "my face is all red and sweaty" etc etc.

And that information must remain secret, ive enough to worry about with every bloke in the gym perving over her, without adding more! :PDT_Xtremez_32:
 
No she aint a goater. Though I do tell her how much i enjoy watching her on the treadmill. Then its the usual complaints about "My hair was a mess", "my face is all red and sweaty" etc etc.

And that information must remain secret, ive enough to worry about with every bloke in the gym perving over her, without adding more! :PDT_Xtremez_32:

I think it's the sweat patch that's makes her so watchable Ace!!!



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No she aint a goater. Though I do tell her how much i enjoy watching her on the treadmill. Then its the usual complaints about "My hair was a mess", "my face is all red and sweaty" etc etc.

And that information must remain secret, ive enough to worry about with every bloke in the gym perving over her, without adding more! :PDT_Xtremez_32:

Good for you Ace. Sounds like you're a lucky guy.:PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
Ill show her that picture later mate, im sure she will use it as an excuse to hit me. A lot.

And i am Oberon, i have to wonder how an ugly fooker like me got a girl like her to agree to marry me!

But enough of such talk, did you manage to get pictures of said clacker in the gym? (im allowed to look right?) :PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
Ill show her that picture later mate, im sure she will use it as an excuse to hit me. A lot.

And i am Oberon, i have to wonder how an ugly fooker like me got a girl like her to agree to marry me!

But enough of such talk, did you manage to get pictures of said clacker in the gym? (im allowed to look right?) :PDT_Xtremez_14:


I'm afraid not Ace. She'd started to give me evils after seeing me blatantly checking out her ass for 20 mins. If I'd pulled out phone and started snapping I think i'd have been arrested.

WAS a good ass though.:PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
I go to the gym with my lass, thats all the incentive i need. I just need to be on the bike when she is doing some cardio and ill be happy all day long. Oh, and on the chest/shoulder press too. And she wonders why i encourage her to go for just one more rep......

You should know that unless you show photographic evidence that your missus is that good, then as far as we are concerned she is either in your imagination or is an unholy mix of Bella Emberg and Susan Boyle.

Either that or you are a gayer ...........Fact
 
I must admit I do enjoy the Station Circuits when some of the Nurses go. (Of the female variety....)

You always manage those extra press ups or run a bit quicker. :D
 
I'm afraid not Ace. She'd started to give me evils after seeing me blatantly checking out her ass for 20 mins. If I'd pulled out phone and started snapping I think i'd have been arrested.

WAS a good ass though.:PDT_Xtremez_30:

So you go up the gym to spuff in your shorts! No wonder you had two cakes when you came back :PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
We have a 'tottyometer' on the wall in the office...First person back from the gym that day has to alter it (it runs green through amber to red for 'red hot') to reflect the situation down the gym that day...Then the rest can judge whether to load the guns on camp or go down to total fitness where its normally a milf fest with the added bonus of being able to join them in the jacuzzi for banter after...

Its called humour before any of you gay boys call me maladjusted...:PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
We have a 'tottyometer' on the wall in the office...First person back from the gym that day has to alter it (it runs green through amber to red for 'red hot') to reflect the situation down the gym that day...Then the rest can judge whether to load the guns on camp or go down to total fitness where its normally a milf fest with the added bonus of being able to join them in the jacuzzi for banter after...

Its called humour before any of you gay boys call me maladjusted...:PDT_Xtremez_14:


A tottymeter might be the way forward........but it's always a bit hit-and-miss here at odious. Some quality milfs, fit service chicks, but then the odd smelly munter. It's enought to put you off of your post-gym cake(s).
 
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