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Birds use Chocolate as a Weapon!

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It’s true; I heard it on the radio recently. Apparently, when they have a split up or are denying their other half of sex, they cheat by using chocolate!

What they do is deprive themselves of chocolate and because their love of it is so strong (it’s a bird thing) it takes their mind off wanting/missing sex or other half respectively.

So if you ever find yourself in that position……….buy the bitch chocolate, it will completely screw her mind up!!
 
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