Birds with perfect tits & asses...

[spike7451]

The Bouncy Bouncy thread got me thinking,the's more to a bird than a perky set of norks,like maybe a shapely ass built for comfort...Now I'm not talking your shiny arse wraf here as,well,lets face it,you could use them arses as a sangar...

So do Gaoters like them big,pert,small,petite or Maddie...DT_Xtremez_19:

 

[Joe_90]

All of the above thanks.

 

[Dragoon]

Maddie looks good to me!

There's a burd in my local Tescos that can't be more than 21, but she's gorgeous and has the perfect coke-bottle body.

It hurts to look at her, because I know I'll never have her! :S

 

[FOMz]

Maddie looks good to me!

There's a burd in my local Tescos that can't be more than 21, but she's gorgeous and has the perfect coke-bottle body.

It hurts to look at her, because I know I'll never have her! :S

Try this poem then.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Now get in the fcuking van.

 

[wgaf]

Maddie looks good to me!

There's a burd in my local Tescos that can't be more than 21, but she's gorgeous and has the perfect coke-bottle body.

It hurts to look at her, because I know I'll never have her! :S

Rohipnol is your friend.

 

[Dave-exfairy]

Rohipnol is your friend.

Actually it's Rohypnol, oh, I mean, I think it isDT_Xtremez_42:DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[grumpyoldb]

Try this poem then.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Now get in the fcuking van.

Now that's fcukin funny! DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[spike7451]

Actually it's Rohypnol, oh, I mean, I think it isDT_Xtremez_42:DT_Xtremez_14:

"Excuse me miss,does this handkerchief smell of Chloroform to you?" DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[FOMz]

Don't be silly love, let's not turn this rape into a murder.

 

[wgaf]

Get in the back of the van....................GET IN THE BACK OF THE FUKKIN VAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Studley dangerfcuk]

Don't be silly love, let's not turn this rape into a murder.

I tried that with the Mrs,

Her reply was......"You better be good then"

WTF do you say to that.

Studley Off TopicOff Topic

 

[wgaf]

I tried that with the Mrs,

Her reply was......"You better be good then"

WTF do you say to that.

Studley Off TopicOff Topic

You let the gun do the talking.

 

[Ex-Bay]

I tried that with the Mrs,

Her reply was......"You better be good then"

WTF do you say to that.

Studley Off TopicOff Topic

Brilliant reply, that.


Meanwhile, in consideration of the pretty lady at the start of this threat I have one response:-
"Nurse - where's me pills?"

 

[Vagabond]

I normally find this look gets them in the back of the truck with minimal complaint.

 

[Fairynuff31]

Back on topic - for me, on the chebs front, the bigger the better

These blokes who say that more than a handful is a waste are gayers!

 

[Tin basher]

The mash view of a vision of what they deem perfection.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...change-everything,-says-dawkins-201109164314/

Nice pics with some words getting in the way.