bless you all

[Sisterpain]

Hello,
I'd like to introduce myself.
I’m Sisterpain, and it appears i have to re-introduce myself due to technical errors, (the lord was obviously busy the day the network went down.)
I have herd all about Mr Collie and would love to donate a fiver how ever I have taken a vow of poverty and have no cash. HOWEVER we do have a savings account within the monastery that I could access to give you some money towards such a worthy cause, but to access the funds I have to pay an early release fee of £20 if you could paypal me the £20 I could then send you your £5(plus the £20 you sent me of course.)

Anyway hello everyone and god bless you all.

 

[rugby then work]

Welcome Sister, I think your being more than reasonable with MC, he should send you the £20 straight away. I'm sure he can trust a sister of the cloth to send him the full £25 back. DT_Xtremez_14:

We're not unsocial here just seems your initial post has been missed by most goaters.

 

[rugby then work]

Only posting again to get your intro back onto the recent posts lists, feeling sorry that a sister of the cloth has been ignored.

 

[vim_fuego]

Only posting again to get your intro back onto the recent posts lists, feeling sorry that a sister of the cloth has been ignored.

So if I was to stand close to her and actually brush against her attire does that mean I would be 'touching cloth'?

Welcome Julie Andrews...

 

[gemarriott]

Welcome sister Pain, is it true that owing to your vow of poverty you have no underwear of your own under your habit?

 

[Hu Jardon]

Welcome sister Pain, is it true that owing to your vow of poverty you have no underwear of your own under your habit?

You've fcuked that right up - sausage2 told me she'd got a habit of forgetting her underwear

DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[exerk]

Welcome in Sis, wears the soap doesn't it?

 

[grumpyoldb]

...........and what's a sister doing in a monastery?? Eh? Eh?

It's not that Kathy West again, is it?

 

[Sisterpain]

...........and what's a sister doing in a monastery?? Eh? Eh?

It's not that Kathy West again, is it?

Your right it’s not that Kathy west again!!

Everyone needs caring for grumpy even the monks, don’t be monkist now

 

[Sisterpain]

Welcome in Sis, wears the soap doesn't it?

Exerk are you being raciest towards the welsh there?? Do I need to pray for you my child???

 

[mad_collie]

If you think you can come around here and muscle in on my scam, I mean charity collecting - think again.

Either pay the fiver that you owe me or fcuk off.

(And welcome to the goatDT_Xtremez_14: )

 

[exerk]

Exerk are you being raciest towards the welsh there?? Do I need to pray for you my child???

Merely the old convent joke Sis, all the nuns in the shower and one drops the soap...I'm sure you can work out the rest of the joke.

And yes, perhaps I do need someone to save my immortal soul...as I'm sure I'm consigned to hell...no hang on a minute, I left the mob!

 

[exerk]

If you think you can come around here and muscle in on my scam, I mean charity collecting - think again.

Either pay the fiver that you owe me or fcuk off.

(And welcome to the goatDT_Xtremez_14: )

MC, you can't talk to penguins like that!

 

[Sisterpain]

If you think you can come around here and muscle in on my scam, I mean charity collecting - think again.

Either pay the fiver that you owe me or fcuk off.

(And welcome to the goatDT_Xtremez_14: )

Mister Collie, profanity is not the way forward and as I have already posted that I am more that willing to pay you your £5 I just need your £20 to gain access to the account. As I said at the beginning of the thread, I will then pay you the £25 pounds to reimburse you in full.
You can trust me I am a woman of the cloth.
God bless you.

 

[mad_collie]

And as I have told you, pay me the fiver or fcuk off my patch.

(And welcome again.DT_Xtremez_15: )

When is RTW coming back, we miss him.

 

[grumpyoldb]

Mister Collie, profanity is not the way forward and as I have already posted that I am more that willing to pay you your £5 I just need your £20 to gain access to the account. As I said at the beginning of the thread, I will then pay you the £25 pounds to reimburse you in full.
You can trust me I am a woman of the cloth.
God bless you.

Sister p................
come round my gaff, and I'll put a deposit in your box. It wont take long. Honest.

 

[Sisterpain]

Sister p................
come round my gaff, and I'll put a deposit in your box. It wont take long. Honest.

I'd love to accept a donation but unfortunately my collection box is full at the moment.

If you could see your way to sending me £10 i could then afford to buy extra collection tins.

Bless you.

 

[CodeMonkey]

Welcome Sister, i think you would have to devote more hours than there are in the day to bless us lot here.

 

[gemarriott]

Welcome Sister, i think you would have to devote more hours than there are in the day to bless us lot here.

She's going to want mother superior to flog her behind till it's raw if she doesn't fcuk off mine and the pooches patch. FFS theres not room on the ggoat for scam artists like her! I bet she's not even a real monk!DT_Xtremez_42:

Don't be fooled goaters she a scammer, save your fivers for the worthy cause of AAAHS you know it makes sense and it isn't a beer scam honest!!DT_Xtremez_14: