Carol Vorderman?

[Shugster]

She may be a money grabbing tart who'll advertise anything including w4nk loans...

But I forgot what a reasonable looking strumpet she really is...

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And although her morals may be questionable, her brain alone gives me the horn!
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[PingDit]

I'd give her a 30 second fumble!

 

[Talk Wrench]

Carol Vorderman,

Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmm,


A bit of a conundrum I think! DT_Xtremez_14:



TW

 

[the lovetoad]

Fit, rich and been on the telly!!

3 boxes ticked.....oh yes!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rest have risen above me]

Do you think you'd have to do the countdown tune at the vinegar stroke?

 

[Shugster]

Do you think you'd have to do the countdown tune at the vinegar stroke?

I wouldn't have time to do the tune from start to finish. DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Talk Wrench]

When Richard Whitely popped his clogs, do you think his Vital Signs Monitor went

" De de, de de, de de la deh, Booaaaawwwwwmmmm."



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TW

 

[Shugster]

When Richard Whitely popped his clogs, do you think his Vital Signs Monitor went

" De de, de de, de de la deh, Booaaaawwwwwmmmm."



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TW

You heartless, yet extremely funny ba5tard you! DT_Xtremez_26:

 

[Ex-Bay]

Attractive, warm, pulse. OK.
Next question?

 

[theladf]

I don't know much about her vowels, consonants and conondrums but I would like to make her speak in tonguesDT_Xtremez_19:

 

[The Dog's]

Unfortunately, she has an arse the size of Eastbourne. Otherwise I would fcuk her brains out to see why she's so clever.

 

[firestorm]

In these PC times shouldn't she be Carol Vorderperson?

 

[rest have risen above me]

apparently she's just kicked countdown into touch. too many loan shark ads even she couldn't make their interest rates add up

 

[Scaley brat]

Apparently she was fired and they want to replace her with Mylenne (no) Klasse DT_Xtremez_17:::/:

fookin' wanchors DT_Xtremez_25:

 

[firestorm]

From what the radio was saying this morning, C4 wanted her to take a 90% pay cut and she told 'em to shove it. Good on her.

 

[rest have risen above me]

Apparently she was fired and they want to replace her with Mylenne (no) Klasse DT_Xtremez_17:::/:

fookin' wanchors DT_Xtremez_25:

That would be quite entertaining, can Miss Klasse do sums?

wait a minute ...Who cares she's lovely....