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Denise Van Outen.....

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Just seen the new Morrisons advert, one thing sprang out though....

I bet she loves to be finished by hand, on the spot!!

 
I can say hand on heart, If its not up her 'arris - she's not interested. Well that's what she told me in bed this morning as I was kicking her back doors in.

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More than happy to let her nosh on my meat and two veg
 
Im with her .. I like my Fish Fresh as well.

Nothing finer than tickling a Fresh Kipper .. :PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
She could have my freshly whipped cream anyday................:PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
She does look hungry doesnt she ?? .. Wonder if she fancies a fresh cream pie ??
 
I wonder if she'd do a charity gangbang...................???
 
My meat is definately uncut. But it is organic. :PDT_Xtremez_19:
 
I struggle to get a trolley to go in a straight line on a hard floor, it either pulls to the left of goes "bump bump bump" where it's been driven with the brake on. How did she manage to push one through a field? Did she abandon it like every other feker that borrows one? Did the one on the fishing boat end up at the bottom of the North Sea?
These are serious questions and they must be answered!!
 
The only question that needs answering is why you were paying more attention to the trolly than denise he11 im no lesbian but god! :PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
Kipper Tickler said:
She does look hungry doesnt she ?? .. Wonder if she fancies a fresh cream pie ??
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Strictly a veggie - judging by this!

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Sorry to dissapoint you guys, but mrs brat once flung toilet water over her ! :PDT_Xtremez_17:
real toilet water... from the bowl !! :PDT_Xtremez_31:
Apprently miss outen wasn't impressed !:PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
Scaley brat said:
Sorry to dissapoint you guys, but mrs brat once flung toilet water over her ! :PDT_Xtremez_17:
real toilet water... from the bowl !! :PDT_Xtremez_31:
Apprently miss outen wasn't impressed !:PDT_Xtremez_15:
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I would like to throw some of my "special creme" all over her...
 
Having met Ms v.O I can assure you she is just another average Cockernee sparrer slapper. She loves being the centre of attention and is not happy to be the butt of service humour for sure.

I reckon there are better looking lasses out there - sure she's not bad looking but the C-list celeb tag irritates her...

Eg - "What's it like having an ex who is more famous and talented?"

Cue rant and flounce....


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