Dodgy pics?

[Dave-exfairy]

Now when I first saw these pics, I thought we might have a chick with a d!ck here, but it's quite plainly obvious she is a she, but is it me or are these pics dodgy?
But facialy she either looks like a man or mad!!!!

 

[lisab]

Her hands in the second pic are a tad on the large size too! Very suspect! nice tree though!

 

[grumpyoldb]

Deffo too skinny for me............

I wouldn't risk it in any case.

 

[FOMz]

Thats a fella. POB told me, as he kicked its back doors in.

 

[Gingerburd]

Its a geezer, Too much "front" and hands like a rugby player.

 

[GimpyBoy]

Why the fk were you looking at a site with a heshe in a santa suit??????DT_Xtremez_32:

 

[POB]

POB told me, as he kicked its back doors in.

No offence mate, but the last person I think of when I am shagging someone is you. More correctly, I NEVER think of you when I am shagging.

 

[Ex-Bay]

Boy has he/she got a case of the uglies. . . . . . Either that or modern slut fashion has changed a bit.
Apart from the curious facial characteristics, why no neck ?
Could it be the presence of an Adams Apple ?

 

[Edzar]

Aye photo editting is a great thing these days. It's prob made up of phots of at least 3 different cross-dressers!

So I'm told.......

 

[Vushtrri]

I would rather have a wank over a sheep...so to speak

 

[The Stig A.D.I.]

Aye photo editting is a great thing these days. It's prob made up of phots of at least 3 different cross-dressers!

So I'm told.......

Aye! Photo editing is the only way you'd produce a fibbing avatar like yours, hahaha!

DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[The Bowmeister]

Have you seen the big fat arse on it, deffo a birds/wrafs arse

 

[John Lloyd]

I reckon it's a photo-montage of the 4 stages of seduction and entrapment that is known to the female mind as marriage.

I will explain my thinking
Top left; Stage 1,
Gotta admit its a bit attractive, bit of a challenge with just a hint of naughtiness. You would, wouldn't you?

Top right; Stage 2,
Right then, the honey trap. showing the goods, obviously gagging for it, no red blooded male would cross the road and run away would you?

Bottom left; Stage 3,
Point of no return, goods delivered, silly stupid period of ga-ga, nice body, every thing seems perfect. You marry, for ever and ever and all that, You couldn't resist it could you?

Bottom right; Stage 4,
Realisation and repentance, Oh fvck! wake up one morning, and through no fault of your own, there it is. Showing you the arse and offering the fist. The horriblest thing you have ever seen. A SNAKE WITH TITS!

And now a word of advice 'Look into the eyes, look into the eyes' in hindsight there is something not quite about the eyes in Stage 2,3 and 4
Should have walked on by shouldn't you?

Hands up who's done it.