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Now when it comes to trouser trumpets I don't hold back, I just let em out. If you keep em in you'll get a haemmoragic explosion, so its advisable to just let rip as soon as its ready.

My missus tells me off all the time and if I'm within reach I'll get slapped as well. FFS!!! I might die if I dont let it out!

Recently however, I have found that my farting is waking me up. I'm sure I dont drink protein drinks and I steer clear of baked beans, they really get me floating the air biscuits!

Now being woken up is one of my real pet hates and I get really grumpy and angry with it. However, if I fart and wake myself up I find myself chuckling.
To me the fart is one of comedies greatest freebies.

I like to drop one in between fire doors, or the airlock as I call it. Also the supermarket is a good place to let some out, in the freezer aisle, a nice bit of cold dense air almost makes it solidify and punch you in the face!

Not forgetting of course the cup cake. Fart in your hand and gift it to someone!

Am I just a disgusting person or does anyone else find farting hillarious?
 
farting and playing the fart game is possibly the funniest activity on the face of this planet...It never gets boring.

Something I've always wandered...Is everyone familiar with 'badger!'?
 
Mr Masher,

Fear not for you are not alone. Indeed, there was a whole thread on this fine website dedicated to the female art of wind production. Link provided for your reading pleasure:

Birds...Do they Fart?
 
a good one for the guys on the Air transport fleet out there.

Place a penny washer or such into a sick bag, then fart into it as well and then seal it up.:PDT_Xtremez_15:
Place said sick bag on the rects/trade desk or somewhere similar and i bet you get at least one inquistive soul who can't help themselves.
They will open it up to investigate and get a lung full - always worth a giggle:PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
Farting is the one thing guaranteed to make men laugh.
Why do you think eating compo for a few days makes you fart so much, yet keeps you bunged up?
When morale is low, and you've all been eating the same stuff, farting, and talking about each other's expelled air will keep a smile on our faces! :PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
MrMasher said:
Recently however, I have found that my farting is waking me up. I'm sure I dont drink protein drinks and I steer clear of baked beans, they really get me floating the air biscuits!

Now being woken up is one of my real pet hates and I get really grumpy and angry with it. However, if I fart and wake myself up I find myself chuckling.
To me the fart is one of comedies greatest freebies.
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Like this?? :PDT_Xtremez_28:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr9Pmc3YSAs
 
grumpyoldb said:
He can't login.
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Huh huh..........you said log!


I know this has been touched upon before, but I felt that after all the recent moaning and whining us fellas deserved a thread on something funny!

I like the fart in a bag though. I'll have to give it a whirl:PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
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