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Studley dangerfcuk

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What is it with the species called "Snakes with T!ts".

Last weekend I watched the Italian GP for a couple of hours and got nothing but ear ache. "Its my day off and all you want to do is watch fecking motor racing". Glad she worked that one out on her own

Today, six hours of BTCC and not one word. She even fetched me a beer when I asked. HOW, WHY, WTF. And Time of the month didn't come into it.

Sometimes I despair. Can someone, no anyone please explain how a woman thinks.

Studley ::P::PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
I actually asked my other half a similar type question, and she answered it thus:

"Men think....women feel"

So, in this case, she obviously felt that you should have been talking to her, when you thought otherwise.

Having tried it for myself, i can help but feel that she's talking sh1t :PDT_Xtremez_30::PDT_Xtremez_42:......my other half, obviously, not yours, lol.

100 posts!!! :PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
Hey............
I'm 57, on my 2nd marriage...................8 months off my silver wedding...........and I ain't worked it out yet.

It's just the sentence that you have to serve.

I have tended to go with the flow a bit more these day's.

Owt for a peaceful life.
 
:SYou could be right there Grumpy, Sentence could be the opperative word.
We in the RAF (or have served) must be gluttons for punishment. 2 life sentences at once. Bugger.

But that dont help me work the female mind out. Where are the forum birds when you need them. Why I ask for them, I dont know, they will just lie to me anyway and I wont be any further forward.

BUGGER

Studley :PDT_Xtremez_09:
 
I work in a profession that is 90% female (60% or so in the RAF).

I've been married for ten years.

Of my 24 colleagues at work currently, only one other is a bloke.

Do I understand women?

No chance!

My best advice is to stop trying to understand and just live with it. You'll never be right. You'll never understand why you're wrong. If you think you're right, you're wrong to think that! And if you begin to understand, the rules will all change without warning.
 
Nec Aspera Terrent said:
I work in a profession that is 90% female (60% or so in the RAF).

I've been married for ten years.

Of my 24 colleagues at work currently, only one other is a bloke.

Do I understand women?

No chance!

My best advice is to stop trying to understand and just live with it. You'll never be right. You'll never understand why you're wrong. If you think you're right, you're wrong to think that! And if you begin to understand, the rules will all change without warning.
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You're right :PDT_Xtremez_15:

 
Nec Aspera Terrent said:
My best advice is to stop trying to understand and just live with it. You'll never be right. You'll never understand why you're wrong. If you think you're right, you're wrong to think that! And if you begin to understand, the rules will all change without warning.
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That sounds a bit like McLaren dealing with the FIA..................!
 
grumpyoldb said:
Hey............
I'm 57, on my 2nd marriage...................8 months off my silver wedding...........and I ain't worked it out yet.

It's just the sentence that you have to serve.

I have tended to go with the flow a bit more these day's.

Owt for a peaceful life.
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You old git! I'm still a boyish 56 and still on my first marriage.
Mind you, it doesn't stop me introducing my other half as 'the Nagger' and then go on to expand by telling them that she's also my first wife. She obviously knows she's my first wife - it just helps to keep her on her toes!
I think the secret is to keep them in a totally bemused state. For instance; tell them they look a bit ugly today, so I thought these flowers might help to cheer you up a bit. They never know if it's an insult or not.
 
PingDit said:
You old git! I'm still a boyish 56 and still on my first marriage.
Mind you, it doesn't stop me introducing my other half as 'the Nagger' and then go on to expand by telling them that she's also my first wife. She obviously knows she's my first wife - it just helps to keep her on her toes!
I think the secret is to keep them in a totally bemused state. For instance; tell them they look a bit ugly today, so I thought these flowers might help to cheer you up a bit. They never know if it's an insult or not.
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I find that introducing her as 'The current' Mrs Lloyd, raises a chortle.
 
PingDit said:
You old git! I'm still a boyish 56 and still on my first marriage.
Mind you, it doesn't stop me introducing my other half as 'the Nagger' and then go on to expand by telling them that she's also my first wife. She obviously knows she's my first wife - it just helps to keep her on her toes!
I think the secret is to keep them in a totally bemused state. For instance; tell them they look a bit ugly today, so I thought these flowers might help to cheer you up a bit. They never know if it's an insult or not.
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Still on yer first marriage................ffs?

Get rid, and get a second opinion.
2nd time around is better.

3rd time may be even better......?

I am joking, but it's better appreciated second time around. Was for me

anyway.

Whatever. Go with whatever suits you................and her indoors!

Anyway..........who are you trying to call an old git, you ping git..........lol!
 
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grumpyoldb said:
Still on yer first marriage................ffs?

Get rid, and get a second opinion.
2nd time around is better.

3rd time may be even better......?

I am joking, but it's better appreciated second time around. Was for me

anyway.

Whatever. Go with whatever suits you................and her indoors!

Anyway..........who are you trying to call an old git, you ping git..........lol!
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I can promise you that the third is NOT funny and it would take Freud to sort her out!
 
Studley dangerfcuk said:
What is it with the species called "Snakes with T!ts".

Last weekend I watched the Italian GP for a couple of hours and got nothing but ear ache. "Its my day off and all you want to do is watch fecking motor racing". Glad she worked that one out on her own

Today, six hours of BTCC and not one word. She even fetched me a beer when I asked. HOW, WHY, WTF. And Time of the month didn't come into it.

Sometimes I despair. Can someone, no anyone please explain how a woman thinks.

Studley ::P::PDT_Xtremez_42:
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What is BTCC first off and was she also on a day off for the 6 hours of it??
 
havent you lot worked it out yet there is no answer to why wimin are the way thay are thay dont even know and ive asked and been told to fcuk off.
cant live with them cant live whith out them
 
My Grandfather once told me "any man who marries a second time didn't desrve the good fortune to lose the first wife!" and he meant it.

As S2 reliably tells us women's heads simply are wired up wrong.
 
The next ex mrs brat earned me a "period of silence" :PDT_Xtremez_31:











and a Paddington hard stare :PDT_Xtremez_29:
 
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