Fifth Liverpool player is burgled

[fergo]

So are the stereotypes about scousers being thieving gits true?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7103019.stm

 

[pueblos]

Yes.........DT_Xtremez_25:

 

[shettie]

It'll be an inside job - who are the scousers on the team?

 

[Albert Park]

So are the stereotypes about scousers being thieving gits true?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7103019.stm

It doesn't say that it was Scousers that were doing the burglaries.

 

[roverboy]

You'd have thought that those mega-wages would run to a personal security guard or some big dogs at least!!

 

[Scaley brat]

Does anyone know where pie sandwich and wobbly were on those dates ? DT_Xtremez_06: DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Yossarian]

You'd have thought that those mega-wages would run to a personal security guard or some big dogs at least!!

That's what made me laugh earlier on, the news report said that many people are calling for Liverpool FC to do more to protect it's players.

My initial reaction was "Is £2 million a year not quite enough for an individual to afford a security guard or at least toughened glass, deadbolts and CCTV?"

But no, I suppose that cuts down on the number of DB9s, page 3 girlfriends shopping trips, long afternoon sessions in Ladbrokes, and bags of coke you can afford in a week. F*cking twisted priority mollycoddled kids.
If it was me earning that much money, the first thing I'd think about would be how to keep the proceeds of it all safe.

 

[propersplitbrainme]

..... page 3 girlfriends....

Do me a favour, this is Dirk Kuyt we're talking about here, the latest candidate for UMIF.::

 

[tats]

My initial reaction was "Is £2 million a year not quite enough for an individual to afford a security guard or at least toughened glass, deadbolts and CCTV?"

Oh god I'm agreeing with Yoss DT_Xtremez_42: but he's right, they have plenty of money of their own to pay for security and protection for their homes and families.

 

[laboratoryqueen]

Oh god I'm agreeing with Yoss DT_Xtremez_42: but he's right, they have plenty of money of their own to pay for security and protection for their homes and families.

Have to agree with you there tatties


And you have saved me the cringe factor of agreeing with Yoss DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[pie sandwich]

Does anyone know where pie sandwich and wobbly were on those dates ? DT_Xtremez_06: DT_Xtremez_15:

I am only half a scouser, I will have you know!!!


I was keeping an eye out while wobbly stole the TV

 

[Hammer and stillson]

So are the stereotypes about scousers being thieving gits true?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7103019.stm

So 1 house in the Liverpool boundries gets robbed and now you go on about scousers?

 

[theladf]

So 1 house in the Liverpool boundries gets robbed and now you go on about scousers?

Haven't seen you lately can you explain your whereabouts over the last few weekendsDT_Xtremez_19: ??????

 

[Hammer and stillson]

Was trying to get a medal for GrumpysumpyDT_Xtremez_31: and Porsche prices have gone through the roof!

 

[Tin basher]

At least they are getting more selective these days the dipsticks that broke into Duncan Ferguson's house when he was with Everton got 6' 4" of stroppy jock coming down the stairs to shake hands with them.

 

[Hammer and stillson]

Yes that lad was a total t!t, saying about getting dogs, when David James was at Liverpool he did have 2 big dogs and the were taken off him as they were too aggressive FFS

 

[JAFAD666]

I like Scouse burglars, they stop people looking at crime stats in other areas like ... er ... um ... Middles ... um ... thats it, Middlesex ...

 

[fergo]

It doesn't say that it was Scousers that were doing the burglaries.

An assumption, a safe one IMHO

 

[wobbly]

Being a true blue scouser I think its commendable to steal from the 'red ****e' players.

And Scaley boy, do you want to buy some silverware cutlery on the cheap like?

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[Red-Rock]

Being a true blue scouser I think its commendable to steal from the 'red ****e' players.

And Scaley boy, do you want to buy some silverware on the cheap like?

It's obviously not from the Bitters trophy cabinet cos there's jack all in thereDT_Xtremez_28: DT_Xtremez_15: