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Intruder

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Greetings, all.

Hope you don't mind a Spam hanging around. I've been a member of arrse/rumration for about 6 mos, and I thought I would pop over and say hello.
I'm a former USMC aviation ordnanceman (1984-1994) on A-6E Intruder attack aircraft (my avatar phot is one of our planes aboard USS John F Kennedy, 1986).
Currently on blue-collar civvie street, but still nutty about anything that flies.
Hope I can contribute to the Goat in some usefull fashion.
 
Welcome on the basis that you promise to learn what sarcasm is.....

Then teach it to the rest of the USA...then at last I will be funny over there...

I was being sarcastic by the way....
 
With you and B's chick thats two of you from the big country, welcome to the Goat!
 
Welcome to the Goat, Intruder. What do you do for a living now, having left the USMC?
 
Vim_Fuego said:
Welcome on the basis that you promise to learn what sarcasm is.....

Then teach it to the rest of the USA...then at last I will be funny over there...

I was being sarcastic by the way....
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No worries, Vim.
After living with a British girl for 5 years back in the 80's, and my experiences on arrse/rumration, I've learned enough to avoid sticking my d!ck in a hornets nest around here. As far as teaching it to the rest of the Land of the Paranoid: You might as well ask me to raise the Titanic with a fishing rod. It would be easier.


To answer metimmee:
I now hold the lofty position of manager of a local franchise of a worldwide carpet cleaning company. I used to supervise 20 Marines, now my entire command consists of three skinny chavs, who spend their days sucking cat turds out of old ladies' carpets. Am I going up or down?
 
'Intruder'???....hmmmm, now that's a rather unfortunate name???...Could, perhaps be misconstrued as 'A--L Intruder'. Obviously by someone with a base sense of humour, so luckily you have picked the right forum, 'cause you won't find any of that here!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_14:



Welcome to the Goat world mate.



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Intruder said:
No worries, Vim.
You might as well ask me to raise the Titanic with a fishing rod.
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Thats irony isn't it?
 
Vim_Fuego said:
Thats irony isn't it?
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Not sure. I'm a bear of very little brain.
I thought irony was that stuff that was good for your blood?
 
No irony is what the little lady does to the shirtery,

welcome Billy Yank or should that be Johnny reb?:PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
gemarriott said:
No irony is what the little lady does to the shirtery,

welcome Billy Yank or should that be Johnny reb?:PDT_Xtremez_14:
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Actually, either Billy or Johnny will be accurate.
I was born and raised up North (Montana), but my family originated in Ol' Virginia. I even have two ancestors that fought with the ANV during the Civil War. One was even famous.

Oops. totaly boring post. Sorry.
 
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