Football Chants

[SnoopPuppyPup]

Just been sent an email with the latest anti Citeh chant and I wondered what is the best chants from around the ground. Here is the new one and then my favourite:

To the tune of the laughing policeman:


Mancini is their leader, Tevez is their God;
Vieira is a has been, and Bellamy’s a knob;
They were on the march to Europe, like back in ’69;
Then up jumped Scholesy from a cross;
And scored in FERGIE-TIME!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Then to the tune of Lord of the Dance:

Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!

So come on Goaters what are the best chants you've heard when supping bovril?

 

[Stevienics]

I like these; first for Grimsby:

"Sing when you're fishing - you only sing when you're fishing!"

and to Liverpool:

" The wheels on your house go round and round"

...and finally the touchingly evocative chant for recently diagnosed schizophrenic, Andy Goram:

"Two Andy Gorams - there's only two Andy Gorams!"

 

[propersplitbrainme]

A bit rich coming from a Liverpool fan but........

U-N-I
T-E-D
Sounds like a load of debt to me
With a nick-nack-paddy-wack
Give a dog a bone
Get Ocean Finance on the phone

For the hapless Djimi Traore to the tune of Thats Amore

When the ball goes so high
It gets lost in the sky
Thats Traore
When you're sat in row Z
And the ball hits your head
Thats Traore

 

[bigred1]

I like these; first for Grimsby:

"Sing when you're fishing - you only sing when you're fishing!"

and to Liverpool:

" The wheels on your house go round and round"

...and finally the touchingly evocative chant for recently diagnosed schizophrenic, Andy Goram:

"Two Andy Gorams - there's only two Andy Gorams!"

Stevi.
I think you'll find that's sung BY Grimsby! It is in
fact the name of the Fanzine too!

One I heard in my youth which I recall

"Peter Sutcliffe is our friend,is our friend,
Peter Sutcliffe is our freind,
He kills Yorkies!!" DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Stevienics]

OK, I never heard this one but I love it.......

"Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney.
He's fat, he's Scouse,
He's probably robbed your house.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney"

 

[opsgeek]

From Sunday's Steel City Derby

Sheffield United

"You fill up my senses,
Like a gallon of Magnet,
Like a packet of woodbine,
Like a good pinch of snuff,
Like a night out in Sheffield,
Like a greasy chip butty,
My Sheffield United,
Come thrill me again,
Nah nah nah nah nah nah oooh,
Nah nah nah nah nah nah oooh oooh.."

Classy retort from Sheffield Wednesday:

You give me the trotters,
Like a burnt piece of bacon,
Like a bag of pork scratchings,
Like a bucket of swill.
Like a night in a pig sty,
Like a rancid ham sandwich.
Oh Sheffield United,
You make me feel ill…

 

[opsgeek]

And my personal favourites, make me laugh everytime

Man Utd

"Gary Neville is a red,
Is a red,
Is a red,
Gary Neville is a red,
He hates Scousers"

Arsenal

"Tony Adam's magic,
He's got a magic knob
And when he saw Caprice,
He stuck it in her gob,
He stuck up her fanny,
He stuck it up her bum,
And when he went down ****e Hart Lane
He ****ed Glenn Hoddle's mum."