Free Xmas Jewelery for the Laydees

[Hu Jardon]

I was watching TV last night and noticed that one of the Laydees magazines is offering a free pearl necklace with every copy of their magazine's Chrimbo issue.

I just wanted to let the girls of the goat know that as a public service and to promote goodwill to all women S2 and myself will be more than happy to provide them with a free pearl necklace too

All the breast

Hu

 

[CIS Tech]

I'll do it cheaper. DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[Mrs_Monobrow]

Yes please!

But can i get mine from mono instead of you old farts?? DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Hu Jardon]

Yes please!

But can i get mine from mono instead of you old farts?? DT_Xtremez_15:

Of course you can but seeing as you will be getting in effect by proxy we will need to see photographic proof

DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Hu Jardon]

Yes please!

But can i get mine from mono instead of you old farts?? DT_Xtremez_15:

Of course you can but seeing as you will be getting it in effect by proxy we will need proof that he's given you one

DT_Xtremez_30:DT_Xtremez_28:DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[roverboy]

Of course you can but seeing as you will be getting it in effect by proxy we will need proof that he's given you one

DT_Xtremez_30:DT_Xtremez_28:DT_Xtremez_15:

what, twice???

 

[roverboy]

Of course you can but seeing as you will be getting in effect by proxy we will need to see photographic proof

DT_Xtremez_28:

what, twice????????

 

[FOMz]

Two pearl necklaces?

Is that classed as Bukkake?

 

[wolfy]

Has there been a memory loss virus on the goat, why are people repating themselves!

 

[AllWoman]

Has there been a memory loss virus on the goat, why are people repating themselves!

No its just the oldies and the dementia!!!DT_Xtremez_28:


Oh and no thanks on the offer of a necklace I think thats one present I can live without!!DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[FOMz]

Sorry AW, but I'll have a look to see when the Daily Mail is giving away its next set of Anal Beads for you.

 

[AllWoman]

Sorry AW, but I'll have a look to see when the Daily Mail is giving away its next set of Anal Beads for you.

Damn you FOMz you weren't supposed to tell everyone that what I really wanted!!!DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[FOMz]

S2 told me it was an 18 inch c0ck and a bottle of babycham.

Back onto the subject of pearl necklaces....

 

[Hu Jardon]

No its just the oldies and the dementia!!!DT_Xtremez_28:


Oh and no thanks on the offer of a necklace I think thats one present I can live without!!DT_Xtremez_31:

We do earrings too and other forms of body decorationDT_Xtremez_42:

 

[laboratoryqueen]

Can I pass on the necklace too, I think it's criminal to waste all that protein

 

[Hu Jardon]

Can I pass on the necklace too, I think it's criminal to waste all that protein

No problem but there's plenty to go round - we've got two bags full
DT_Xtremez_42:DT_Xtremez_14:DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[AllWoman]

We do earrings too and other forms of body decorationDT_Xtremez_42:

Oh well why didn't you say so!!!DT_Xtremez_28:

DO you do internal body art too?DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Hu Jardon]

Oh well why didn't you say so!!!DT_Xtremez_28:

DO you do internal body art too?DT_Xtremez_30:

We've been known to decorate a few back doorsDT_Xtremez_42:

 

[AllWoman]

We've been known to decorate a few back doorsDT_Xtremez_42:

I think my back door is fine too thanks!!

Yes I know thats a matter of opinion!DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[Scaley brat]

I think my back door is fine too thanks!!

Yes I know thats a matter of opinion!DT_Xtremez_14:

Are you sure it doesn't require a quick splash around the letter box ? DT_Xtremez_31: