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Personally I think theres nothing better than waking up and finding these two on the screen...

Penny Smith
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Kate Garraway
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They would, most certainly, struggle to walk after I'd finished with em
 
Kate Garraway was in my year at school. She didn't look as good as she does now though.................
 
I absolutely agree with you on the girls in question, but you have to admit there is something sexy about that Kate Silverton on BBC News...........Those cheeky little glasses she wears............AWSOME!
 
Breakfast TV is really unfair!! You guys get nice eye candy and we get Eamon Holmes and the greasy Andrew Castle!!!
 
lisab said:
Breakfast TV is really unfair!! You guys get nice eye candy and we get Eamon Holmes and the greasy Andrew Castle!!!
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That's 'cos you women should be at the cooker making breakfast for us men, not watching bl00dy tv :PDT_Xtremez_25:
 
Ah yes good point well presented!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
welshwizard said:
I absolutely agree with you on the girls in question, but you have to admit there is something sexy about that Kate Silverton on BBC News...........Those cheeky little glasses she wears............AWSOME!
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with or without glasses a babe
 
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What about GMTV's weather lovely - Clair Nasir??????

A fox or wot ! :PDT_Xtremez_28:
 

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GMTV - news & weather never looked so good! Wouldn't last long but would be good and bloody hard!!! :PDT_Xtremez_07:
 
Whoever suggested Kate Garraway is p!ssed. With that enormous chin, she looks like Jimmy Hill without the beard - plus she is as thick as mince. The other week the two blokes were ripping the p!ss out of her, not only did she not realise at first but then could do knob all about it, such is her armoury of wit and repartee.

Married to some ex NuLab spin jockey, she feels she has some sort of godgiven right at PMTV now. Mind you, she's still not as odious as the witch Fiona Phillips, who just happens to be married to... the PMTV Exec producer! Now how's THAT for top fireproof cover???

F*ckin mingers...


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Addendum - Penny Smith might not be so bad looking, but who the F*ck writes her "witticisms"??? Jaysus! I do hope it's not her trying to joke up the news with some prattle off her own back....


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Ruth Langsford

Ruth Langsford

Nope the worst of the bunch has to be this fecking waste of oxygen, she is the most annoying witch on TV and that takes some doing!!!! PLUS she indulges in horizontal jogging with Eamon Holmes!!!
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Eamonn holmes

Eamonn holmes

lisab said:
Nope the worst of the bunch has to be this fecking waste of oxygen, she is the most annoying witch on TV and that takes some doing!!!! PLUS she indulges in horizontal jogging with Eamon Holmes!!!
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Is that why the fat, overrated, blarney jabbering, Man Utd supporting Oirish W*nker's name is the anagram of "Me nosh on male"?


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I'm not saying Penny Smith is a slapper, like, but her name is the anagram of

"My Nth penis"


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I've also heard Kate Garraway gets really ratty with PMT - her name rearranges to:

"Kate - ya rag raw"


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