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Been reading for a while and feel you guys and girls need some guidance, former Para had to stop due to injury, but missed the action. Joined as a medic and have done 6 Op tours so far. Hate lazy det dodgers and you spanner jockies who think they are hard done to but wouldnt know danger if it bit your gay asses.
 
Woo hoo way to go there Leapoffaith great first post!
'spanner jockies who think they are hard done to but wouldnt know danger if it bit your gay asses.' prepare yourself for incoming!!!!:PDT_Xtremez_28:
Oh and welcome to the goat! read these ta! link
 
It is a typical meat bomb attitude, of course he's forgotten that he is now a crap hat who issues Brufen and bandages and probabley didnt have the apptitude to become a spanner jockey. But fair point with the det dodgers.
 
Nice to see another medical person on here and way to go 'How to make friends and influence people':PDT_Xtremez_17:
 
Had to stop due to injury eh?

What happened? You singe yourself trying to light your own fart in the bar ?
 
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My gun's bigger than your gun....:PDT_Xtremez_25:

Ok, so you're a big hard war hero and we're all useless, unfit lazy fecks.

But I'm quite comfortable sitting here on my fat wallet and watching porn thanks a lot ! I'll leave the proper fighting to those boys at school who couldn't pass exams.
 
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My gun's bigger than your gun....:PDT_Xtremez_25:

Ok, so you're a big hard war hero and we're all useless, unfit lazy fecks.

But I'm quite comfortable sitting here on my fat wallet and watching porn thanks a lot ! I'll leave the proper fighting to those boys at school who couldn't pass exams.
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Nothing to do with education fella and the reason you have got a fat wallet and are watching porn is cause you have got a 1 inch c0ck and cant get a woman so keep it.
 
Thanks fella love a fight verbally or physically glad to see there is some spirit about:PDT_Xtremez_28:
Wouldnt be any fun if we just talked about the weather then again might be important if you live in Sheffield LOL
 
Well if we are just being abusive to the poor ex-para then I'd better join in!!

How do you seperate paras from marines?


With a crowbar!!

On a more serious note, welcome to the Goat, don't take things personally and seing as you are an ex-pongo I shall PM everyone telling them to stop using big words in posts from now on!!:PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
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Oh hello.............

LOF Hi. Just a quick Q for you, do you regularly touch yourself whilst massaging your own prostate in order to find your G-Spot (learnt that off another thread btw before you ask) as seen as you have joined here & are already coming across as the stereotypical complete & utter ****** ???
Just wondering like!!!:PDT_Xtremez_03:
 
Thanks for the welcome fellas having fun already accept me as I am WALTS and all and irritant me God forbid:PDT_Xtremez_34:
 
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