Guts or Balls ?

[Ex-Bay]

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next fatty..'


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in pain and /or death.

 

[Rikster]

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next fatty..'


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in pain and /or death.

If you are going to recycle some old sh1te from the Yanks, at least have the decency to edit it.
Guys: Fellas, Blokes, etc etc
Broom: Brush
Butt:Arse

DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Ex-Bay]

If you are going to recycle some old sh1te from the Yanks, at least have the decency to edit it.
Guys: Fellas, Blokes, etc etc
Broom: Brush
Butt:Arse

DT_Xtremez_28:

Oh Drat. It was new to me and thought it amusing.
I'll get me coat. . . . .

 

[grumpyoldb]

Oh Drat. It was new to me and thought it amusing.
I'll get me coat. . . . .

I thought it was funny, mate.
Keep 'em coming.DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[Nutty Bird]

I'm sat round the new other half's and he's now rolling around the floor in stitches!!! He did say he would remember that for the next time he ventures out with the boys!!!! If he has the balls that is, or should it be guts!!!???xx

 

[Cooheed]

If you are going to recycle some old sh1te from the Yanks, at least have the decency to edit it.
Guys: Fellas, Blokes, etc etc
Broom: Brush
Butt:Arse

DT_Xtremez_28:

Don't think Brushstick has quite the same ring though. This was done Dec 2006.

 

[Scaley brat]

If you are going to recycle some old sh1te from the Yanks, at least have the decency to edit it.
Guys: Fellas, Blokes, etc etc
Broom: Brush
Butt:Arse

DT_Xtremez_28:

Quite an acceptable word to use mate and in this instance brush wouldn't work. How many Witches of old terrorised the countryside riding on their brushes DT_Xtremez_41:


......... apart from ....... DT_Xtremez_06:


(I didn't have the guts or the balls.... Besides the midget would hunt me down and hurt me !! DT_Xtremez_31: )

 

[I`m Spartacus]

Thank you Ex-B I am quite aware of the difference between Balls and guts.
Once a week my good lady allows me to have some balls and once a month I have the guts to ask, isn`t it time I wore the trousers !