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Gwyneth Paltrow and her fantastic legs

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Just seen these on sky news, what a way to wake up!!

I fully expect people to say 'Oh she's too skinny' (DeF and SB) but I dont care. These are the best pins I have seen in a long time and this thread is to celebrate them.

Please feel free to get lost if you are going to be disparaging.::/:
 

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What a fantastic way to start the day:PDT_Xtremez_30:

I just can't believe she married that self-indulgent tree-hugging fool from Coldplay.:PDT_Xtremez_09:
 
A ladies benefit of being famous, wake up, throw on a pair of high heels and a jacket and everyone praises your daring fashion sense !




She could do with a few more pounds though can't she, not much in the tit department :PDT_Xtremez_27:
 
Scaley Brat says:

A ladies benefit of being famous, wake up, throw on a pair of high heels and a jacket and everyone praises your daring fashion sense !

She could do with a few more pounds though can't she, not much in the tit department


I fully agree but please tell me - if she was on her knees begging you to knock her back door in - would you walk away? Only danger is if she kept her shoes on - those heels could seriously damage your plums if she caught you!
 
fatal said:
I fully agree but please tell me - if she was on her knees begging you to knock her back door in - would you walk away? Only danger is if she kept her shoes on - those heels could seriously damage your plums if she caught you!
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Good God no, she would get it good and proper. :PDT_Xtremez_30:
Tickling my plums with her heels would be considered a freebie extra, especially as you normally have to pay extra for that kind of kinky shit ! :PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
Anyone noticed that copper in the background staring at her ar$e?

Fantastic legs, and it looks like she's just been kicked out of bed and thrown a suit jacket on.
 
I would have to shove a jet wash up her gusset and give her a good clean out because there is no way I will stir Chris Martin's porridge. Also I might have to chop her head off due to the fact she does look like a right wet and willowy bint from eating too much tree bark and lettuce, she might look better if she had some hot liney c0ck up her if not then deffo off with her head (then send it to that tw@t of a hubby).

But on the whole Yeah I would:PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
AgentTiro said:
Anyone noticed that copper in the background staring at her ar$e?

Fantastic legs, and it looks like she's just been kicked out of bed and thrown a suit jacket on.
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noticed that but can you see the apprentice rug muncher with the clipboard checking her out too, ref the legs they are DK but a covering of webbing would finnish it of properly
 
Now I am drained, I could go a bacon baguette and a nap right about now :PDT_Xtremez_28:


Gwyneth Paltrow, she what your right hands for ! :PDT_Xtremez_31:
Bt only if Sandra Bullock isn't available :PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
auchtermuchty said:
Just seen these on sky news, what a way to wake up!!

I fully expect people to say 'Oh she's too skinny' (DeF and SB) but I dont care. These are the best pins I have seen in a long time and this thread is to celebrate them.

Please feel free to get lost if you are going to be disparaging.::/:
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Her partner of choice apart, I would; she's real sleek.

Pills please, Nurse. . . . . . . . . . . !!
 
Stunning, i would love to be inbetween those lovely pins tonight...........
 
Wouldn't mind having them wrapped around my neck

:PDT_Xtremez_15: :PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
Best place for those heels.....................................is behind her ears........!!!:0
 
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