Hello All

[Tony Blair]

Well I suppose I don't really need to tell you all who I am but as it is the etiquette of this fine forum I will anyway.

Until yesterday I was proud to be the Leader of this great country of ours. I am sure there are one or two of you out there who didn't agree with all my policies but Alistair assures me that it is only a vocal minority. To the vast majority of you who have supported me and Cherie over the last 10 years a big big thank you!

I cannot begin to tell you how proud I am of being the leader of the finest Air force in the world. Without you guys flying supplies around and even men I don't think even our army could have managed the excellent jobs of work they are currently engaged in out in Iraq and Afghanistan, although those Apache helicopters they fly are really doing the business of providing the fighting edge from the air. The RAF is doing a fantastic job ferrying the army to the front line well done, especially you Hercules and helicopter boys.

I must confess I was a little surprised to see the three chinooks doing the relief work in Sheffield, I thought all the chinooks were in the Middle East, and why were they painted yellow? I did hear a reporter say they were from Leconfield and Wattisham, but you can always trust the beeb to get it wrong.

Well until I take on my new role in the Middle east I am at a bit of a loose end and alistair suggested I hone my internet skills in various forums so here I am. How does one become a moderator or even an administrator of such a site? I am quite bright and can offer a political insight not usually seen on such forums. I am sure the site would benefit with me at the helm as I have extensive media skills.

Hope to be a productive member for a long time

Ciao

 

[Plumber]

Just a quick note to let you know that you are no longer entitled to the title Right Honourable, it is reserved for serving MP's, the Mayor of London and the second son's of Lords.

Who is this joker?

 

[NotAnIDOYet]

If I was a mod there'd be an irritant tag winging its way somewhere not too far away from here!!

Was bliar ever Honorable?

 

[Tony Blair]

Just a quick note to let you know that you are no longer entitled to the title Right Honourable, it is reserved for serving MP's, the Mayor of London and the second son's of Lords.

Who is this joker?

Actually I think you'll find I am still entitled to the title. I did ask Cherie to check before we left Number 10 and she assured me that the title is mine for life or unti I receive my peerage. I am sure you know Prime ministers are always elevated to the Lords so it really won't matter shortly.

 

[Tony Blair]

If I was a mod there'd be an irritant tag winging its way somewhere not too far away from here!!

Was bliar ever Honorable?

I only want to have to say this once, comments like that are out of order! I think you must be one of the few servicemen in this fine country of ours who actually believe I would actually go to war based on lies and deceit and against the best interest of the country as a whole.

I have constantly given the reasons we went to war and actually I don't see any reason to give them again. I am sure Gordon, who actually has supported all the wars big and small we have been involved in over the last 10 years will handle the situtions in the only way possible. That is in concord with our american partners.

Oh by the way it is Mr Blair you seemed to spell my name wrong.

Ciao
Tony

 

[Seymour Tw@tt]

If I was a mod there'd be an irritant tag winging its way somewhere not too far away from here!!

Was bliar ever Honorable?

Are there any honourable politicians, full stop?


DT_Xtremez_32:

 

[Plumber]

Actually I think you'll find I am still entitled to the title. I did ask Cherie to check before we left Number 10 and she assured me that the title is mine for life or unti I receive my peerage. I am sure you know Prime ministers are always elevated to the Lords so it really won't matter shortly.

I think you'll find it's a courtesy title, used when one MP is addressing another and is not something you can use in day to day life, as you are still a back bencher other MP's will use it when talking about/to you, no one else. As for if and when you get your peerage (maybe Hamas, Al Queda, Fatha or someone else of that ilk can help us out on this one), you won't keep it either. Maggie isn't known as the Right Honourable Baroness Thatcher is she.

 

[Seymour Tw@tt]

I think you'll find it's a courtesy title, used when one MP is addressing another and is not something you can use in day to day life, as you are still a back bencher other MP's will use it when talking about/to you, no one else. As for if and when you get your peerage (maybe Hamas, Al Queda, Fatha or someone else of that ilk can help us out on this one), you won't keep it either. Maggie isn't known as the Right Honourable Baroness Thatcher is she.

No. What she's known as isn't fit for print even on these hallowed pages...


DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Plumber]

Who said anything about Cherie?

 

[Get Tae]

Actually I think you'll find I am a complete dick who is so unfunny it hurts. I love the boaby though, you cant beat a bit of anal highway traffic, no tax on that.

Well thanks for those words of wisdom now pi$$ off you d1ck..................

 

[lisab]

Welcome to the goat Tone! how about you read these rules and regs and then donate some of your 'hard earned' coffers to our Nick Lock Appeal!!!!!
rules and regs

 

[POB]

Actually I think you'll find I am still entitled to the title. I did ask Cherie to check before we left Number 10 and she assured me that the title is mine for life or unti I receive my peerage.

Outrageously, I have to agree with you. You should have mentioned that as a member of The Privy Council, you are entitled to use the term "Right Honourable" which of course is the same should you be elevated to the Lords.

I am sure you know Prime ministers are always elevated to the Lords so it really won't matter shortly.

Not always!

 

[the lovetoad]

Here Tony,
I know cash for questions has not been proved yet but if you give me your paypal details I could bung you a fiver and get my well deserved knighthood. I always fancied being called Sir by the staish.DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Tony Blair]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony Blair
Actually I think you'll find I am a complete dick who is so unfunny it hurts. I love the boaby though, you cant beat a bit of anal highway traffic, no tax on that.

Well thanks for those words of wisdom now pi$$ off you d1ck..................

Could somebody please tell me how to bring tampering with my letters to the forum to the attention of the people responsible for running the site. I don't actually recall writing any of the above, it is vile and offensive and so unnecessary. Actually it is the sort of thing one expects from American Marines and not British servicemen. I am never insulted this way by the Army or Navy. Is there nobody here with any legal expertise? Perhaps I could offer my services there, I am fairly successful in the courts and both cherie and i are qualified.

ciao
Tony

 

[Tony Blair]

Here Tony,
I know cash for questions has not been proved yet but if you give me your paypal details I could bung you a fiver and get my well deserved knighthood. I always fancied being called Sir by the staish.DT_Xtremez_28:

I assume you mean cash for honours and not for questions. Actually it is all a load of Newspaper spin, I never actually received a penny myself. Afraid I can't help you now, I have no influence left in Number 10 since Gordon took over.

ciao
Tony

 

[Tony Blair]

Outrageously, I have to agree with you. You should have mentioned that as a member of The Privy Council, you are entitled to use the term "Right Honourable" which of course is the same should you be elevated to the Lords.Not always!

Thank you Mr POB, of course etiquette and formal titlesare fraught with mis-interpretations and Mr plumber is entitled to his wrong opinions. Nice to find a fellow New Labour man, if you are ever around Trimden pop into the Labour club there'll always be awarm welcome and a cold ber for you.

Ciao
Tony.

 

[Tony Blair]

Welcome to the goat Tone! how about you read these rules and regs and then donate some of your 'hard earned' coffers to our Nick Lock Appeal!!!!!
rules and regs

Actually I had already read those rules, habits of a lifetime in power. I must say you could do with a professional legal eye such as Cheries looking at them professionally to remove any loopholes. I don't comment on individual cases such as Cpl Lock, it is undoubtably sad but I am sure NICE are acting in the best interest of the NHS. I am afraid I have very litle influence in the health department now, perhaps a letter to your MP is in order. I will of course help frame it in such a manner it may get a chance of actually getting read. MPs get an awful lot of mail you know and we cn't possibly rad it all. Obviously there would have to be a fee for mine and Cherie's services but we are prepared to accept £200 per hour each as a favour to this fine organisation.

ciao
Tony

 

[lisab]

Sigh short arms deep pockets syndrome eh! And as far as yours and Cheries help I think we are doing fine with it without your help Mr Bliar erm I mean Blair ::

 

[Chaka]

Well I suppose I don't really need to tell you all who I am but as it is the etiquette of this fine forum I will anyway.

Until yesterday I was proud to be the Leader of this great country of ours. I am sure there are one or two of you out there who didn't agree with all my policies but Alistair assures me that it is only a vocal minority. To the vast majority of you who have supported me and Cherie over the last 10 years a big big thank you!

I cannot begin to tell you how proud I am of being the leader of the finest Air force in the world. Without you guys flying supplies around and even men I don't think even our army could have managed the excellent jobs of work they are currently engaged in out in Iraq and Afghanistan, although those Apache helicopters they fly are really doing the business of providing the fighting edge from the air. The RAF is doing a fantastic job ferrying the army to the front line well done, especially you Hercules and helicopter boys.

I must confess I was a little surprised to see the three chinooks doing the relief work in Sheffield, I thought all the chinooks were in the Middle East, and why were they painted yellow? I did hear a reporter say they were from Leconfield and Wattisham, but you can always trust the beeb to get it wrong.

Well until I take on my new role in the Middle east I am at a bit of a loose end and alistair suggested I hone my internet skills in various forums so here I am. How does one become a moderator or even an administrator of such a site? I am quite bright and can offer a political insight not usually seen on such forums. I am sure the site would benefit with me at the helm as I have extensive media skills.

Hope to be a productive member for a long time

Ciao

Chimp.DT_Xtremez_32:

 

[wgaf]

Eh Tony! Whys your wife so fukking ugly?