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Jeremy's Magic Beard

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Dear Comrades, Kommissars,

I stumbled across this site. I love everything about the RAF (this is a site for the Red Army Faction isn't it, if so, then right on!)

I'm Jeremy's Magic Beard and without me, Jeremy would not be the prime minister in waiting!

I can't wait to join in and tell you how things are going to be when my Jeremy is PM.
 
Downsizer said:
Hi jezs' beard, will your mate tony Blair be along soon?
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Actually, Tony doesn't like my Jeremy and my Jeremy doesn't like Tony. Jeremy thinks Tony is far too right wing and therefore should be demonstrated against.

If it wasn't for beards like me, my Jeremy wouldn't be where he is today. In fact, Labour lost the last election because of the lack of beards.
 
Dear Jez's Beard,

As your owner has expressed his admiration for one of the founders of Communism, Karl Marx, are you in communications with Fidel Castro's beard?
 
Spearmint said:
Dear Jez's Beard,

As your owner has expressed his admiration for one of the founders of Communism, Karl Marx, are you in communications with Fidel Castro's beard?
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Dear Minty,

Fidel's beard is in a beardy world of his own and I only read the rightfully censored news from the free communist states of the world.

One thing I can tell you, Minty boy, is that I love minty things.Especially when minty things enter my Jeremy's mush.

I like the way that the aroma lingers on my whiskers, way after Jeremy has swallowed!
 
So JMB, what's it like to be up close and personal with Diane Abbott's clopper garden? :PDT_Xtremez_07:
 
Dear JMB

I understand that Jeremy is particularly interested in drainage covers.

Can you let the group know how many "man-holes" he has forced himself into over the years?

Oh, and here's a little poem for Corby Wan Kenobi....

"Roses are red,
So is Fidel,
When I'm the leader,
I will be as well".
 
I proudly paid my shiney pound to put your Jeremy in the position of perceived power he finds himself today. So did my wife as we are both veterans, who can spot a bargain when it presents itself!

Not knowing about your magic powers, does this mean we could have saved our money, and relied on your magic powers, to put your Jeremy at the head of what appears to be turning into a religious sect?
 
Welcome to the forum Mr Beard. Seeing as your owner was projected into the limelight by folk paying £3 to vote for him, can I suggest you make a similar donation to the Goat - you get a nice little plaque against your name and a warm fuzzy feeling that isn't attributable to facial hair!
 
Dear Mr Beard

Have you any tips for my Lizard friends and I on how we could grow a beard such as yourself?

Our overlords have yet to master such a thing on our human disguises, but I find beards quite fetching. I could also store leftover pieces of my latest pork conquest in it for later too.
 
Welcome to the forum Mr Beard. Seeing as your owner was projected into the limelight by folk paying £3 to vote for him, can I suggest you make a similar donation to the Goat - you get a nice little plaque against your name and a warm fuzzy feeling that isn't attributable to facial hair!
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I think you are right and I should pay something in. Afer all, this place needs a little bit of commune, no, communist, er no, I mean communism in this community.

I will immediately demand that people who have more than a fiver in their bank account shall be taxed at 100 percent.

I like your comment Mr Whitedog. Maybe one day, so you can show your appreciation further, I will let you lick my grey whiskers for as long as you wish.
 
Hey beard get a trim and while you're at it tell Jezza to go and practice his private school socialism somewhere else.
 
justintime129 said:
Hey beard get a trim and while you're at it tell Jezza to go and practice his private school socialism somewhere else.
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Out of interest JIT, who would you like to see as Labour leader?

For me, I think someone like Hilary Benn would make they party electable again.. (hell, I'd even consider voting for him!)

I fear under the beard that Labour is losing its way, and going so far left it is leaving many 'left leaning' voters behind..
 
APomDownUnder said:
Out of interest JIT, who would you like to see as Labour leader?

For me, I think someone like Hilary Benn would make they party electable again.. (hell, I'd even consider voting for him!)

I fear under the beard that Labour is losing its way, and going so far left it is leaving many 'left leaning' voters behind..
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Certainly is. To me they are all the same. Did think about Burnham.
 
justintime129 said:
Certainly is. To me they are all the same. Did think about Burnham.
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Burnham is a right wing pussy. My Jeremy will cast him aside as soon as he is elected and I do think though, that your C130's will come in very useful for, ahem, re-educating dissenters.

Justin darling, join me on my whiskered mission to communify the Russian world.
 
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