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Hello all.
Please be gentle with me, I have been lurking for a while and finally plucked up the courage to join and say hello.
The site was recomended to me by a good friend - and I hope she did the right thing!
A little about me? Well I hit the big 4-0 last summer, and was greeted with my divorce, so that was nice! So single now, no kids - not my own choosing.
Looking to have fun and make some new friends!!
I am a secretary - well, PA I suppose, but my job title says secreatry, so thats what I will stick with - at a small family run company.
Thats about it I suppose!!
 
Welcome. Grab a seat, enjoy the madness, avoid the collie.
 
Hello and welcome to the madhouse.

We can always use more laydees! Now get your boots on and join the club!! :PDT_Xtremez_14:
 
Mrs_Monobrow said:
Hello and welcome to the madhouse.

We can always use more laydees! Now get your boots on and join the club!! :PDT_Xtremez_14:
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The only boots I have are my Sidis!! They wont look as good as everyone elses!!
But thanks for the welcome.
 
Think I have seen "the dark side" on here during my lurking, Tats.
Must admit - I expected a little more flirtation - that seems to be the norm around here, does it not?
Just jokiing. Honest.
 
Just lulling you into a false sense of security. :PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
Say Moi

Say Moi

Hi,
Welcome, Doesn't lipstick stain leather (Multi-Tool)? Fortunately the only leather i own is the case to me leatherman. you don't want to be kissin that, it's caked in old lubricants and shiser. Hope you have fun on the old Goat.

I love it, it's grrrrrrrrreeeeeaaaaaaaaaattt.

Au resevoir

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Lipstick&Leather said:
Think I have seen "the dark side" on here during my lurking, Tats.
Must admit - I expected a little more flirtation - that seems to be the norm around here, does it not?
Just jokiing. Honest.
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OK then, just for you:

[Barbara Windsor] Ooops, all my clothes have fallen off! Do you like my boots? [/Barbara Windsor]

[Sid James] Hello darlin', fancy a threesome? [/Sid James]

[Barbara Windsor] Oooh, look, toys! I've got loads of kinky ones! [/Barbara Windsor]

Welcome to the goat L&L :PDT_Xtremez_30:

TLS (Duty grumpy git)
 
Most of sex machines are at work right now doing man type sh1t. Later babe......................later.
 
The FOMz said:
Most of sex machines are at work right now doing man type sh1t. Later babe......................later.
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I beg to differ, I'm at home, doing c0ck all, but it would appear that flirting on the goat is just one big bag of wrong. It's not allowed and frowned upon by grumpy old gits.

Make a thread in the playground if thats what your after, supposedly it's ok to flirt there.
 
Welcome L&L!
And if I were you I would be very very careful about the sincerity of these guys..........!!!!!
Enjoy - and the more laydeees the better!!!
 
Im sorry - I was only having a laugh, I didnt mean to upset anyone.
Will keep the need for a good man to myself in future!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I am a secretary - well, PA I suppose, but my job title says secreatry, so thats what I will stick with
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Welcome to the goat but bad spelling is not acceptable. you deserve punishment!

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Lucky

Lucky

Lipstick&Leather said:
Im sorry - I was only having a laugh, I didnt mean to upset anyone.
Will keep the need for a good man to myself in future!!!!!!!!!!!
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No, No, feel free, unfortunately there are no good men here, except me of course and Mrs R-D may have somthing to say about that. Come to think about it she is getting a tad old now!

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Welcome Lipstick&Leather

So are you a military PA then? I knew of one who married her 'Air Rank' mate of mine then took him to the cleaners in a divorce - nice work if you can get it! LOL
 
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