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Hello Nursey, welcome to the goat - Enjoy! - Sure you're not called Bernard?
 
Buphoonery said:
Hello Nursey, welcome to the goat - Enjoy! - Sure you're not called Bernard?
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No my name isnt Bernard. The girls call me that after bernie from the catherine tate show. I dont look like her by the way, im just slightly mad and have a weird sense of humour!
 
That's a shame. I was getting all excited imagining you looking like a St Bernard. :PDT_Xtremez_21:
 
So how come a bloke puts an intro on here he gets about 6 or 7 replies, A nice young lady comes along, and this one with Nurse in her name and low and behold, less than 24 hours and there is 20 odd returns.

Welcome to the goat, come in and take a seat.
 
Its sexual harassment! Someone should commission a survey! :PDT_Xtremez_28: oh and welcome nursie Im counting the hours before one of the deviants asks you for a bed bath!
 
I have not. Not even thought of a bed bath. mainly as i'm busy. but nurse now its been mentioned, may as well stop Lisa watching her clock
 
lisab said:
Its sexual harassment! Someone should commission a survey! :PDT_Xtremez_28: oh and welcome nursie Im counting the hours before one of the deviants asks you for a bed bath!
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Either that or asking if you can call round and bring the uniform and the stainless utensils with you.......!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Either that or asking if you can call round and bring the uniform and the stainless utensils with you.......!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You want her to bring a fish slice and straining spoon. So its cant cook wont cook in nurse uniform. MMmmm Like your thought Kat. Can i watch.
 
Biggles. said:
I have not. Not even thought of a bed bath. mainly as i'm busy. but nurse now its been mentioned, may as well stop Lisa watching her clock
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Believe me, bed baths aren't much fun unless your bathing a male model and not very many off them come along. The best fun i've had is getting to cut the strip of a good looking footballer who came into the ward. I won the loss up!!!
 
nursebernie said:
Believe me, bed baths aren't much fun unless your bathing a male model and not very many off them come along.
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What are you on about? Its well known that myself, POB and Sausage2 are male super models...................you lucky girl.
 
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Welcome nurse person. Can you set up a forum to answer questions (of a medical nature) cos the people I see here are chuffin hopeless.
 
widnose lad said:
Welcome nurse person. Can you set up a forum to answer questions (of a medical nature) cos the people I see here are chuffin hopeless.
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Gladly!! I've heard that about military medics actually and the ones i have came across have been clueless also. NO wonder they have to rely on us civvy nurses to back them up!!
 
Welcome NB, it seems you are getting attention from the cream of the goats finest.

Maybe you could join us ladies in posting a pic of your favourite FMB's?
 
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