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Sing along to the classic Duran Duran number "His name is Rio and he sits up in the stands" But why is he sat there? Football reasons
Phil Jones, once of Blackburn, and Chris Smalling, once of Fulham, are ahead of him at his club he's past it?
His knees are fecked he can't last the tournament pace anymore?
He's past 30, playing on reputation alone, the speed has gone from his legs?
Or the, not for TV or the papers, elephant in the room
His brother has a race hate case against John Terry coming up. He (Rio) now can't stand Terrry and they are best kept apart but England management selected Terry because they think JT can do a football job for the country and Rio in the camp would disrupt harmony.
And the goaters thoughts are?
Phil Jones, once of Blackburn, and Chris Smalling, once of Fulham, are ahead of him at his club he's past it?
His knees are fecked he can't last the tournament pace anymore?
He's past 30, playing on reputation alone, the speed has gone from his legs?
Or the, not for TV or the papers, elephant in the room
His brother has a race hate case against John Terry coming up. He (Rio) now can't stand Terrry and they are best kept apart but England management selected Terry because they think JT can do a football job for the country and Rio in the camp would disrupt harmony.
And the goaters thoughts are?
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