J K Rowling anyone?

[roverboy]

After seeing J K Rowling on Jonathan Woss the other night, I found myself thinking "oh yes please, I wouldn't mind being under her spell". Anyone else for a bit of mature female author action?

 

[MontyPlumbs]

No brainer really - female, blond, slim, pulse (pulse optional).

Yes please...

 

[tommo9999]

Absolutely yes. Good looking and got a bit of dosh, she'll do for me!!

 

[Scaley brat]

This thread is waste of electrons, she is pure sex in a glass !!
She would be a wizard fcuk, pure magic !

 

[wolfy]

It has to be yes, all that and money for her to keep me in a style I'd like to kept in, (I wish).

 

[paramole]

may be she could magic up a potion to keep going all night long, the older lady is always better in my books. so thats a big yes from me also !!

 

[roverboy]

This thread is waste of electrons, she is pure sex in a glass !!
She would be a wizard fcuk, pure magic !

I'd never seen her before mate, so it was a pleasant surprise. Posh voice and softly spoken, so I reckon she'd shut up during the whole 5 minutes as well.

 

[mcdoodle]

is this just a thread to get in as many puns in as possible?

well i wouldnt mind a 'potter' at her, just so long as she didnt have genital 'hogwarts'
i thank you

 

[FOMz]

I'd fcuking destroy her voldermort with my hagrid I can tell you.

Hubba Hubba!! DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Scaley brat]

I'd never seen her before mate, so it was a pleasant surprise. Posh voice and softly spoken, so I reckon she'd shut up during the whole 5 minutes as well.

God I hope not, her voice would give anyone a raging boner ! Unless they were gay or dead..... Not to sure the latter wouldn't get a boner anyway !

 

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

all this posturing on the woman responsible for me acquiring an unfortunate nickname after November 2001 and the reason for me having to wear humiliating leaving-do costumes all because I have thick dark hair, youthful looks and occasionaly wear round spectacles is rather unnerving...

It's rather like hearing a load of old sweaty blokes talk about what they'd like to do to your mum...

 

[FOMz]

Sorry BengO - your problem is what? DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[wolfy]

all this posturing on the woman responsible for me acquiring an unfortunate nickname after November 2001 and the reason for me having to wear humiliating leaving-do costumes all because I have thick dark hair, youthful looks and occasionaly wear round spectacles is rather unnerving...

It's rather like hearing a load of old sweaty blokes talk about what they'd like to do to your mum...

In your dreams, just come out and say yes you give her a potion (sorry portion).........Come on you know you want to!!!

 

[mcdoodle]

all this posturing on the woman responsible for me acquiring an unfortunate nickname after November 2001 and the reason for me having to wear humiliating leaving-do costumes all because I have thick dark hair, youthful looks and occasionaly wear round spectacles is rather unnerving...

It's rather like hearing a load of old sweaty blokes talk about what they'd like to do to your mum...

oh dear...i can see this getting moved to the pigs bar.....
anyway heard you got your nickname cos you have a huge scar down your face......

Off Topic did you see any heroes bengo? if not, it starts on beeb 2 shortly

 

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

In your dreams, just come out and say yes you give her a potion (sorry portion).........Come on you know you want to!!!

I'm sure freudian scholars would have fun analysing this, but it would feel a bit 'Oedipus' if I admitted to that on this forum using my e-goat psuedonym.

 

[monobrow]

as in the created f*cking the created? Like Frankenstien with a pornographic twist...

Get over it man, she's not your mum....

 

[wolfy]

I'm sure freudian scholars would have fun analysing this, but it would feel a bit 'Oedipus' if I admitted to that on this forum using my e-goat psuedonym.

Not asking you to marry her out of ingnorance!! just would you use your wand on her!

 

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

Off Topic did you see any heroes bengo? if not, it starts on beeb 2 shortly

ooh goody! No I didn't, but several people I know have watched it on SCi-fi or *ahem* illegalpiratedownloads and have raved about it so a chance to catch it on the beeb will be good.

When does it start?

Must dash, late for potions...

 

[TheHogwartsBEngO]

Get over it man, she's not your mum....

JK has admitted to basing the character of Hermione on herself, so it would be more like knobbing my best mate's (Ron's) bird.

Again, something I wouldn't do.

(although in a few years, Emily Watson is something I probably would DT_Xtremez_15: )

 

[FOMz]

More likely off to polish your wand over those pics......................