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Jordan Reduces

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Jordan Reduces

  • Yes, new jugs are better

    Votes: 22 51.2%
  • No, prefered them at FF

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Don't care she's a minger

    Votes: 19 44.2%

  • Total voters
    43

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So, Jordan has had herself reduced from a FF to a D.

She would have got it either way if she had stayed away from that pr!ck Andre.

Better or not.....
 
Don't you think she looked better before she went all "PLASTIC FANTASTIC"???
Her BOOBS have looked far to fake in the last couple of years. Maybe the Operation will have made them look more normal. :PDT_Xtremez_17:
SMALLER IS MORE BEAUTIFULL :PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
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She still has one huge tit though................:PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
To be honest, FF or D - I would! (because I'm a hetrosexual male...).

But I thing she'd look better as a D - much more realistic AND a reduced risk of death by asphyxia for me (if she does happen to pop round for some grown-up fun, that is...)


:PDT_Xtremez_30:
 
Was great when she was Katie Price before all the Jordan hype and the plastic enhancement, good to see her come back down to her regular size'ish


Would still love to climb all over her even with the huge ones
 
To be honest, FF or D - I would! (because I'm a hetrosexual male...).

But I thing she'd look better as a D - much more realistic AND a reduced risk of death by asphyxia for me (if she does happen to pop round for some grown-up fun, that is...)


:PDT_Xtremez_30:

Well that's a given. She female and has a pulse and a wetspot.
She did look better than before the "enhancements" but personally I'd rather shag Jodie Marsh anyway, for one she seems a nicer person and secondly the goodies are all home grown ! I bet she's tighter too. Less fanny farts ! :PDT_Xtremez_30:








Plus, more importantly, Jodie Marsh HASN'T been shagged by Peter Andrex :PDT_Xtremez_28:
 
Any more than a mouth full is just a waste.....

If her clit is that big, he lied about his sex mate. Did you have a sheltered upbringing ? :PDT_Xtremez_15:
JOdie, much better....

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Jodie is just a Jordan wannabie
Jordan is a great looking girl, and a very astute business woman
with fantastic tits!!

No dear, Jordan is a JODIE wannabe, that's why she hates her so much. Jodie had a free gift from the Titty fairy, Jordan had to pay for hers !


Anyway, Jordan is STILL plastic and these days she isn't quite so "fantastic"
 
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No dear, Jordan is a JODIE wannabe, that's why she hates her so much. Jodie had a free gift from the Titty fairy, Jordan had to pay for hers !


Anyway, Jordan is STILL plastic and these days she isn't quite so "fantastic"

Jodie Marsh is a cheap, poor mans imatation of JORDAN. She isn't fit to LICK my Jizz of JORDANS slightly reduced new BOOBS :PDT_Xtremez_06:
 
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