Kylie

[stacker1195]

It's Kylie, need I say more? DT_Xtremez_17:

 

[Shiny_Rob]

Seconded (10 characters).

 

[Wonky Tonka]

Like you have to ask..........

 

[pie sandwich]

I would take her home to meet my mumDT_Xtremez_30:

 

[busby1971]

I Still remember her being told off in for breaking into that Ramsey street house on her first appearence, wearing those demin dungarees with curly blonde hair.

I would like to say that she has never said no to me, but then again I've never asked her.

In answer to her most obvious questions

No I don't hang myself of hotels doors whilst wancking
I would stand by her after any medical treatments, including cancer
No I'm not a foreigner
I would sign a prenup
Yes I'd put up your mardy sister (especially in a 2som) only joking.

Good luck

 

[Seymour Tw@tt]

Another publicity-hungry media whore, I'm afraid.

Ever wondered why she doesn't keep her blokes long? Cos she's a f*cking mad-as-a-sack-of-Jack-Russells bunnyboiler...

Sh*te music too...


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[laboratoryqueen]

Another publicity-hungry media whore, I'm afraid.

Ever wondered why she doesn't keep her blokes long? Cos she's a f*cking mad-as-a-sack-of-Jack-Russells bunnyboiler...

Sh*te music too...


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So that's a definate yes you would then

 

[Seymour Tw@tt]

So that's a definate yes you would then

For the stat perhaps, but then only under an alias...


:raf:

 

[sumps]

There all the same these super stars look good, sound good - Brains Fried

 

[pueblos]

Wow, these life sized photos you posted look great…
She’d have to ask, but then I would not say no…

 

[mad_collie]

She makes a cr@p breakfast.

 

[Seymour Tw@tt]

Sorry, but the "people's pixie princess of pop" (copyright any cr@p tabloid) is going down the same self-absorbed road of "woe is me, I am SO famous and successful but just can't land the right man" bollox. I mean, there is only so much mileage she can get out of the "please love me, i have no self esteem" front. As far as singing talent goes, Aretha Franklin she ain't. She doesn't even write the bloody songs, but then again "Can't get you out of my head, la la la, la la lalala" isn't exactly Keats either...

At least her sister realises she's a thick bimbo with plastic t*ts... doesn't she?


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[FOMz]

No fcuking way

No fcuking way

Nope - What Kylie needs is a fcuking gag and to be put in a sound proof room. Bland and talentless media whore. She can't fcuking sing, her voice sounds like someone dragging their fingers down a blackboard and she annoys the fcuk out of me.

She's 4 foot nothing of fcuk all. Doesn't even get a twinge from the old Love Guvnor.

 

[Seymour Tw@tt]

Nice one FOMz...

The trouble is with Kylie is that she's 55 trying to be 25 forever, when all she is is one hardfaced, narcissistic bitch with a mediocre one trick pony choon.

Your overplayed 15 mins of fame are up, you skeleton framed fluffhead...

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[wolfy]

Kylie the prime example of what clever marketing and management can do for someone.

 

[Seymour Tw@tt]

Kylie the prime example of what clever marketing and management can do for someone.

True. I mean there's only so much you can do media-wise with a flat-faced, plastic, emotion-free, grasping control-monster with a rictus grin. Works for her sister too...

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[The Masked Geek]

She makes a cr@p breakfast.

I enjoyed it, mind you she said you only didn't like it coz she put Ketchup on it. DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[wolfy]

I enjoyed it, mind you she said you only didn't like it coz she put Ketchup on it. DT_Xtremez_14:

And what about the breakfastDT_Xtremez_31:

 

[Scaley brat]

Nope - What Kylie needs is a fcuking gag and to be put in a sound proof room. Bland and talentless media whore. She can't fcuking sing, her voice sounds like someone dragging their fingers down a blackboard and she annoys the fcuk out of me.

She's 4 foot nothing of fcuk all. Doesn't even get a twinge from the old Love Guvnor.

The trouble is with Kylie is that she's 55 trying to be 25 forever, when all she is is one hardfaced, narcissistic bitch with a mediocre one trick pony choon.

Your overplayed 15 mins of fame are up, you skeleton framed fluffhead...

DT_Xtremez_25:

Couldn't have put it better myself, it's high time her record company stopped ripping off stupid little girls who think Kylie is so cool and want to be her, the same ones that wear make up to primary school.

That said, a fcuk's a fcuk !! just don't expect a tit wank !

 

[Seymour Tw@tt]

Couldn't have put it better myself, it's high time her record company stopped ripping off stupid little girls who think Kylie is so cool and want to be her, the same ones that wear make up to primary school.

That said, a fcuk's a fcuk !! just don't expect a tit wank !

<Loud guffaw> .... only if her dim tuneless cock-chomper sister is playing game...

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