Lara Stone

[Dave-exfairy]

WTF was David Walliams thinking? This is a man who's sh@gged Lisa Snowdon and he end's up marrying this tramp? She looks like she's stoned off her face, what an ugly bint! Top model? They must be fecking blind!!!!

 

[Stevienics]

I get a sneaking suspiscion he has purchased an expensive, if gawdy new car, without ever having the intention of driving it (though he may reverse it around the block just for nostalgia's sake).

 

[Life-Is-Good]

Off TopicDid she take her implants out from the first photo and stand on them for the second? She's gained about 4 inches in height!Off Topic
(And she is a moose).

 

[FOMz]

Jeez, she hasn't got teeth, she's got a graveyard full of tombstones.

 

[tommo9999]

I've done worse. DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[FOMz]

It wouldn't have been from the bop, she's far too thin.

 

[spike7451]

F*ck! It's the next Amy White(crack)house!!!

 

[Late & Tired]

We've just had the summer Solstice - I bet there were 300+ Druids turned up in front of those teeth !

On the other hand, what a fantastic set of cheese scrapersDT_Xtremez_30:

 

[mild mannered janitor]

she has some redeeming features DT_Xtremez_30:



not sure about the teeth she could eat an apple through a tennis bat DT_Xtremez_34:

 

[Dave-exfairy]

Couldn't past those teeth and the fact she looks like Skeletor's sister

 

[Drill Bit]

She's a bit of a butter face. Paperbag and a quick fumble, yes; marriage, no.

 

[Ex-Bay]

Hang on.
Breathing - check
Pulse. check
Moneyed; probably

So what's wrong ?
Her Dentist can soon sort out a new set of teeth.

 

[Justacabbie]

Aside from the "Jeremy Kyle participant" teeth she has some definite positives....

 

[Drill Bit]

That naked pic reminds me of a pursed lipped, slim face homer simpson. Anyone else?

 

[Dave-exfairy]

That must be a younger pic before the Skeletor look became fashionable.

 

[born free now trapped]

second pic oh god yes, first one makes me wonder about the uses of inverted nipples

 

[Jrids]

That naked pic reminds me of a pursed lipped, slim face homer simpson. Anyone else?

Needed a couple of retakes but got it yes Homer is there, cup of corrrfeee

 

[wolfy]

Needed a couple of retakes but got it yes Homer is there, cup of corrrfeee

Doh DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Tylerツ]

From the neck downwards, she's pretty "fit" so to speak. A bag over her head should sort that.