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Man gets more p*ssy then he thought he would

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The 55-stone blubbergut had earlier SQUASHED the unfortunate mog and its grisly fate only came to light when her beau discovered the pancake-flat cat in her folds of flab. My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked.

Going down NNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!NO NO so very wrong:PDT_Xtremez_42: will cillit bang cleanse my eyes:PDT_Xtremez_34:
 
I think that's the sort of bird that pulls you, and you don't argue........... :PDT_Xtremez_42:

That reminds me of the ankle biting contests in the bop at Fingerlingy.

Someone would point to a hoofer at the bar and you had to crawl up behind it on your hands and knees and nibble her ankles. You either got a smack round the back of the head or dragged off to the wraf block, caveman style in reverse.
 
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Her boyfriend has more guts than I could ever muster.
A better case for medical science (at age 25?) I have yet to see.
 
That which has been seen cannot be unseen.

Eye bleach please.
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Must have needed some sort of scaffold to hold up the various folds and flaps while doing the business....

On the bright side, I'm sure she never needs to wear underwear!
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Ancient Yorkshire Proverb

Ancient Yorkshire Proverb

There are only two things that smell like fish.....

....and fish's one of 'em
 
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