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Mariah or Leona

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Mariah or Leona

  • Mariah

    Votes: 66 80.5%

  • Leona

    Votes: 16 19.5%
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SORRY CJ

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Right you blokes and er....ok some of the girls (me being PC), it quite simple which one is better looking? You have to choose one or the other.
I think Ms Mariah is fookin’ lovely, but my 17 year old step son thinks she needs a paper bag over her head and that she’s gay (crap rather than a lezza, young speak I think). I’m not saying Leona is a hag, just not in the same league. So come on help me out with a definitive Goaters decision, which of these lovely ladies would you rather be seen out with.

Hope this helps?
SCJ

MARIAH or LEONA
 
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Mariah all the way! Even with her diva mood swings and demands. Leona just doesn't do it for me on any level at all.
 
Its definately Mariah for me. The sight of her in her younger days in a tight black number, ummmm.

Theres something about Leona that doesnt seem right.
 
I know Mariah's a Moderator short of an unofficial RAF Rumour Network, but she is head and shoulders above Leona anyday.

SCHWING!!!!
 
Mariah Carey is probably the most annoying bird on this ferkin planet, except for possibly Shitney Houston.
I would sooner put a sack full of ferrets up my own ******** than spend a moment in the same city as her. In fact I would pay to see her fired out of a cannon into the fucking sun...... but that's just me, if you want to sully your cocks, at least fuck her in the mouth and clog up her fucking vocal chords.







I don't like her okay, can't stand the self obsessed diva cnut :PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
Scaley brat said:
Mariah Carey is probably the most annoying bird on this ferkin planet, except for possibly Shitney Houston.
I would sooner put a sack full of ferrets up my own ******** than spend a moment in the same city as her. In fact I would pay to see her fired out of a cannon into the fucking sun...... but that's just me, if you want to sully your cocks, at least fuck her in the mouth and clog up her fucking vocal chords.







I don't like her okay, can't stand the self obsessed diva cnut :PDT_Xtremez_31:
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You dont have to like her SB.


You just have to fcuk her, or in your case punish fcuk her!!

I would rather do Mariah
 
Scaley brat said:
Mariah Carey is probably the most annoying bird on this ferkin planet, except for possibly Shitney Houston.
I would sooner put a sack full of ferrets up my own ******** than spend a moment in the same city as her. In fact I would pay to see her fired out of a cannon into the fucking sun...... but that's just me, if you want to sully your cocks, at least fuck her in the mouth and clog up her fucking vocal chords.







I don't like her okay, can't stand the self obsessed diva cnut :PDT_Xtremez_31:
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You're gay, aren't you?

Despite being and absolute nut-job, Mariah wins this easily.

I'd rather have Beyonce though.
 
Nope ::P: Your all gay.
Mariah should be shot into space. Allegedly she would have been if her mother hadn't wrapped her legs around her daddy's back seconds earlier ::D:

I'd hunt her like a dog and kill her, if I didn't think she'd come back as a zombie. Just look at those teeth :PDT_Xtremez_09:
 
You lot are just tooooooooooo fussy.
I wouldn't say no to either of them, even if they offered, but they won't, so I don't have to worry about it.
Problem solved.:PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
While I think about it, make it a really big cannon. Then after you squeeze Carey and Houston into the breech you can add that talentless, flat voiced, Kate fucking Nash too ! ::/:
 
TrenchardsLoveSock said:
Good retort sir! Your rapier-like wit cuts me to the bone!

Note the correct use of your in my sentence. You should have said you're because it is a contraction.

I see you're (see how I used the apostrophe?) also obsessed with big cannons and Mariah's dad. You big, gay dunce.
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How typical of you NOT to notice that your in the singular meant you and you alone you nonce. Your all gay as in completely so, not an ounce of honest to God hetero in your entire frame. ::P:
You see I started my reply to you before Mono posted, then got interrupted so it doesn't look right, I'd correct it but I really didn't care

You have spent too much time with the Navy fag boys, fag boy ! :PDT_Xtremez_31:

I bet you like that stupid Welsh tart Buffy too don't you ! You can both be the second load in the sun cannon then you can scuttle her till your balls burn off in the sun's corona. :PDT_Xtremez_30: Probably be your first girl for a while too ::D: First REAL one anyway. :PDT_Xtremez_29:
 
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