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Medcentre sperm test??

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Wasn't really sure where to post this. But here will do! Now do the medcentre do sperm tests? Thanks in advance.
 
To some that work in the med centre it is similar to wine tasting...swill it around a bit in the mouth...look thoughtful, then spit it in a bucket and annouce to all 'Safe!'
 
In all seriousness they should do. I had to go and provide a sample which they sent to the hospital for a count.

Poor medic had twenty miles to drive breathing through her nose to keep it at body temperature!!!!!
 
Well to anyone who else needs to know now or in the future, They dont. Its up to your local hospital.

Cheers then.
 
To some that work in the med centre it is similar to wine tasting...swill it around a bit in the mouth...look thoughtful, then spit it in a bucket and annouce to all 'Safe!'

You must be talking about the blokes who work in med centres then :raf:, cos everyone knows that ALL med centre Wrafs swallow. :PDT_Xtremez_19:

Apart from the lezzy ones.


TW
 
Most Med Centre wafs I know dribble the spunk down the front of their work shirts... the scutters
 
Most Med Centre wafs I know dribble the spunk down the front of their work shirts... the scutters


Straight from the test tube that you've just spoffed in. The dirty, dirty, dirty Scutters :PDT_Xtremez_11:
 
Well to anyone who else needs to know now or in the future, They dont. Its up to your local hospital.

Cheers then.

This actually made me laugh out loud - and now my missus is looking at me like i have horns! :) - you had to expect that you wouldn't get a sensible answer out of this lot did you?? :)
 
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