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Cheers for all the info so far.
Just a general question now.

So what is the RAF like for meeting girls?
Are they all blokes or are some hot?

Sorry had to ask.

Cheers
 
Erm, you will find a few good looking ones in the ranks, there were some very good looking officer ones on my IOT. Bottom line though unless you are biggles/maverick, para, fireman or a rockape they probably wont bother with you in that sense. Theres always a WAF on camp who does the rounds if you don't mind syphillis/crabs/herpes/stirring your mates porridge.
 
WAAFs and sneezes spread diseases. Say no more....
 
Lets put it this way, even if you are a greasy haired spotty geek, you will be in with a good chance of getting your end wet with the Camp Spunk Bowser or one of the local Bop Slopper's.
 
FOMz said:
Lets put it this way, even if you are a greasy haired spotty geek, you will be in with a good chance of getting your end wet with the Camp Spunk Bowser or one of the local Bop Slopper's.
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...and they said romance was dead?
 
FOMz said:
Lets put it this way, even if you are a greasy haired spotty geek, you will be in with a good chance of getting your end wet with the Camp Spunk Bowser or one of the local Bop Slopper's.
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Failing that, target the 'lonely' Wifes and Girlfriends of your mates who happen to be away on Det........
 
The RAF is an Organisation where the majority of personnel are male.. You don't find many stunning women joining the military either. If you are not picky..... If you are drunk... :PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
matty1012 said:
Cheers for all the info so far.Just a general question now.So what is the RAF like for meeting girls?Are they all blokes or are some hot?Sorry had to ask.Cheers
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Seriously? is this a whah! thats one of your F**king concerns, Jesus F***ing christ. Join, go to the Bop, get drunk, worry about it in the morning, if you are lucky it may let you go. Otherwise you'll end up married to it.
 
Ha ha, what a great question. Made me smile.


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matty1012 said:
Cheers for all the info so far.
Just a general question now.

So what is the RAF like for meeting girls?
Are they all blokes or are some hot?

Sorry had to ask.

Cheers
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If you're really desperate there's always a huge ginger scutbucket on every camp, she might have a go on your gobblestick if you buy her a WKD, just make sure you change the sheets afterwards.
 
MontyPlumbs said:
If you're really desperate there's always a huge ginger scutbucket on every camp, she might have a go on your gobblestick if you buy her a WKD, just make sure you change the sheets afterwards.
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And check your six and be sure your oppos' don't see you walk off with "it" before smashing "it"!

Oh, and deny it the next day if you've dropped your guard and were spotted with "it"!
 
And if that does happen... You can always use the SAS defence..... Shags a Shag.

Hope that helps.
 
haha you lot are funny.

So im about to start trade training, just dumped girlfriend as she kept moaning I was away too much.

So what are the rumours that RAF guys find it hard to find a long lasting girlfriend?
Do they date civvies or personnel?

cheers
 
Shagging a WRAF (aka Stinky; Split Ar$e; Wafbat et al) just means you are too lazy to wank !!
 
Before I got lumbered with the current incumbant, I'd fcuk anything female... And a 'long lasting relationship' equated to pulling a bop slopper at the Thursday bop and kicking her out of the gate on Sunday.

Hope that helps.
 
Women are just snakes with tits. Whatever the skin (Read: Uniform / clothes etc) they choose.

Also, no matter how good a looker they are, they are all the bloody same moaning *******s. That's why they have two sets of lips, so they can ****'n moan at the same time.

Remember that and you won't go far wrong.
 
matty1012 said:
haha you lot are funny.

So im about to start trade training, just dumped girlfriend as she kept moaning I was away too much.

So what are the rumours that RAF guys find it hard to find a long lasting girlfriend?
Do they date civvies or personnel?

cheers
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Packet of 3, you're best bib and tucker and a wallet stuffed full of readies and you will get your bits wet down the nearest 'town' be it Telford, woverhampton etc. etc.

If you're after something long term I recommend a blow up life partner/polythene pal such as Luscious Linda or Saucy Sarah.

Burds are burds, but just remember that WAAFs have upside down legs.
 
I have to state though, never done a stinky and I never will. The RAF is a smaller community than it once was and word gets around much quicker nowadays - much to the embarrassment to some I know and once knew.

Civvy clunge all the way!
 
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matty1012:563282 said:
haha you lot are funny.

So im about to start trade training, just dumped girlfriend as she kept moaning I was away too much.

So what are the rumours that RAF guys find it hard to find a long lasting girlfriend?
Do they date civvies or personnel?

cheers
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Mrs Engchimp is a local girl to my unit, civvies all the way. Most WAFs my neck of the woods are rugmunchers anyways
 
To be serious for a nano second joining the raf won't turn you into a stud overnight it may give you a bit of confidence but won't change your personality ie if your a bit of a knob you'll be a confident knob!

On the other hand if your a liney you'll be up to your neck in clacker as everyone knows girls go weak at the knees for the rustle of gortex and a whiff of avtur:D
 
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