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Mini BEngO's First 'Car'

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I saw an ad for these in Top Gear Magazine:

http://www.reallifetoys.com/Toylander1.htm

Seems you build them yourself.

I'm thinking a series 1 Landy in dark green, with a 3 inch yellow strip down the side and a small roundel next to the off-side tail light...

I'd then need to get Mini BEngO a set of cover-alls, a small high-viz vest (that I have suitably dunked in some of the MG's used engine oil) and a set of ear-defs that are to be worn in any place other than over his ears...

What do the goaters think?
 
TheHogwartsBEngO said:
I'd then need to get Mini BEngO a set of cover-alls,
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Cover alls sounds okay but you will need to show him how to wear them properly. Not fastened, covered in oil and grease and with felt tip pen scribbles on the thighs, for the true authentic look rip the rank slide tabs off and allow the shoulder stitching to come apart also include some barely legible sewn on badges ideally from somewhere he's never been. Landy sounds like a good move though.
 
I'll have to rummage around in the garage and find a good selection of FOD to leave rolling around on the floor of the landy.

Anyone got any 1/2 scale and filthy aircraft blanks?
 
TheHogwartsBEngO said:
I saw an ad for these in Top Gear Magazine:

http://www.reallifetoys.com/Toylander1.htm

Seems you build them yourself.

I'm thinking a series 1 Landy in dark green, with a 3 inch yellow strip down the side and a small roundel next to the off-side tail light...

I'd then need to get Mini BEngO a set of cover-alls, a small high-viz vest (that I have suitably dunked in some of the MG's used engine oil) and a set of ear-defs that are to be worn in any place other than over his ears...

What do the goaters think?
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I think the phrase "You sad barstud" should about sum it up..... :PDT_Xtremez_31:

says the guy who bought SB jnr an electric bike that looked like a mini version of Daddy's 600 !! :PDT_Xtremez_30:
I look like Bruce Willis said:
If I found Minibengo driving a landrover with torn and dirty coveralls and the back full of Fod I would simply charge him.
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But your not allowed near children anymore, anyway little BengO would probably just punch you in the face !! ::D:
 
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sausage2 said:
Thats becos you are a prick, and have no friends
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Oh dear S2, letting a bit of your PS alter-ego out by mistake?

As an aside, everyone knows that MiniBengos coveralls should be covered in as much grease as possible - making them look slightly like a Barbour jacket (helps with the waterproofing).

You also need to get him a set of suitably used and dirty defs with all the padding split open and the headband bent and split.
 
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Scaley brat said:
I think the phrase "You sad barstud" should about sum it up..... :PDT_Xtremez_31:

says the guy who bought SB jnr an electric bike that looked like a mini version of Daddy's 600 !! :PDT_Xtremez_30:


But your not allowed near children anymore, anyway little BengO would probably just punch you in the face !! ::D:
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It is you are or You'r, you thick tw@t
 
Right listen in you dunkingmonkey and i look like bruce forsiyth you a a buncn iof toers four taking this off thread


Right listen in yous hogwortsbengess what you should do if yous buy him a landy ios fit a GPMG on the the fronts
 
Mini DM makes his/her debut in April, I think one of these might be a must! I'm hoping desperately its not a girl, as my missus intends to make me colour blind with the wallpaper shes looking at on line.

Does it come with a Gimpy mount?
 
TheHogwartsBEngO said:
I saw an ad for these in Top Gear Magazine:

http://www.reallifetoys.com/Toylander1.htm

Seems you build them yourself.

I'm thinking a series 1 Landy in dark green, with a 3 inch yellow strip down the side and a small roundel next to the off-side tail light...

I'd then need to get Mini BEngO a set of cover-alls, a small high-viz vest (that I have suitably dunked in some of the MG's used engine oil) and a set of ear-defs that are to be worn in any place other than over his ears...

What do the goaters think?
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A friend of mine has one of these landrovers for his boys. Gets up to quite a speed for what it is, just wish i had the time, space and spare cash to build one for my lads.
 
I'd be careful BEngO, start making him think like a liney and he'll be running rings round you before you get your scrapers....
 
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