Miow Mo Fo's!

[Grumpy Cat]

I am the legend known as Grumpy Cat, I'm usually found stalking all the rats around up and around 12FAC at MPA down south, that's if I'm not dodging the Army wankers trying to stick their finger up my bum or the Ghurka's chasing me to try and put me in a curry. Anyway, I'm here to offer my words of wisdom but be warned I f*cking hate you all!

 

[Downsizer]

Beeny is harder than you.

 

[Realist78]

I bet you won't get a flypast like Rambo did!

 

[grumpyoldb]

Mind the fog duckers don't get you.

 

[spike7451]

Pi$$flap'll take you!!..Nails cat that one..Psycho too!..Barsteward's still haunting the Armoury!

 

[Grumpy Cat]

Beeny? He's a has been, in fact, never was a been!

And as for Pi$$flaps? Yeah, I've heard of em'. Bit of a legend as are his offspring. His numerous sons have a perchance for rooting around the medical waste bins for used tampons.

 

[Stevienics]

Your ancestors regularly partook of toilet in the back of my SWB in the MT yard; I hope your generation have cleaned their act up.

 

[Grumpy Cat]

That's nothing, I curled one out in the beret of some useless **** of a zob the other day! That'll teach the **** for saying my ******** looks like a tea towel holder!

 

[mad_collie]

You must be the genetic mutation from a cr4p I had earlier this year.

I ate most of the cats at MPA because the hoagies had sold out. I left a couple for the buzzards to peck at.

 

[Grumpy Cat]

You must be the genetic mutation from a cr4p I had earlier this year.

I ate most of the cats at MPA because the hoagies had sold out. I left a couple for the buzzards to peck at.

Hmmm.....I wondered where Mad Frank had gone, I found his carcass one morning behind some place where all the fat, old and knackered humans live. Mad Frank was a bit of cannibal as well, that's why we called him that, stupid **** used to foam at the mouth and everything.

If I was you, I 'd get myself down the docs for a check-up you daft ****.