Miranda Krestovnikoff

[auchtermuchty]

Ok guys,

I've been watching quite a lot of the BBC's Coast program recently and for the life of me cant work out why I find Miranda quite as appealing as I do.

She has slightly oversized teeth and more than a hint of the gingerness about her and during the program she tends to appear dressed like this.......

Help me out here, is she ok or am I developing a neoprene fetish to add to my medieval leather one?

 

[pie sandwich]

I would be happy to wine and dine her, and make sweet love rather than smash her back doors in with a good old fashioned punish f**king. (well maybe)

 

[Scaley brat]

WHat Pie said ^^^^ Quality lass, slam in the lamb !! DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Cake or Death]

Gigidy Gigidy Gigidy Gigidy Goo!

 

[Douglas Bader's Right Leg]

Worth a quirt, but not a patch on Dr Alice Roberts I'm afraid.

 

[Rikster]

Worth a quirt, but not a patch on Dr Alice Roberts I'm afraid.

I'm with you there Dr Alice Roberts................I was going to list the countless "medical innuendos" but I won't bother.......DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Vagabond]

I would be happy to wine and dine her, and make sweet love rather than smash her back doors in with a good old fashioned punish f**king. (well maybe)

You romantic old fool.