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Moustache Wax

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Spearmint

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Any of you lovely Suppliers in the possession of an NSN for the above? It looks like I'm going to need some in order to keep the huge 3 week old slug on my top lip under control. Grown especially of course (A few others are also partaking) for 4(R)Sqn's disbandment parade next January. Cheers! :D
 
Any of you lovely Suppliers in the possession of an NSN for the above? It looks like I'm going to need some in order to keep the huge 3 week old slug on my top lip under control. Grown especially of course (A few others are also partaking) for 4(R)Sqn's disbandment parade next January. Cheers! :D

you've got tokidding:S
You are taking the pi55
 
Why do you need wax? If anyone was to try and emulate Windsor Davies, I doubt if 2 months? of top lip growth would require it!
 
you've got tokidding:S
You are taking the pi55

Apparently, you can get hold of it through stores should you require it. Which if true, is what I will attempt when I get back to work next year. As for growth well it'll certainly not be a credible way of gaining entry into the Handlebar Moustache Club but there is no harm in one trying.
 
Apparently, you can get hold of it through stores should you require it. Which if true, is what I will attempt when I get back to work next year. As for growth well it'll certainly not be a credible way of gaining entry into the Handlebar Moustache Club but there is no harm in one trying.

Don't know where you got that gem from, it is absolute b0ll0cks. Try a bit of axle grease which is available from your friendly F&L that should sort you out. If not put your hand in your pocket :PDT_Xtremez_09:
 
Apparently, you can get hold of it through stores should you require it. Which if true, is what I will attempt when I get back to work next year. As for growth well it'll certainly not be a credible way of gaining entry into the Handlebar Moustache Club but there is no harm in one trying.

Try the SWO at Lyneham - he sprouts a fine set of whiskers.
 
Don't know where you got that gem from, it is absolute b0ll0cks. Try a bit of axle grease which is available from your friendly F&L that should sort you out. If not put your hand in your pocket :PDT_Xtremez_09:

I'm certainly not as tight as to not fork out pence on a tub of wax but on the slight chance that you could acquire such an item through stores then why not? It's using the system, not abusing it.

As an aside, I've heard about the smashing example that Lyneham's Joe sports but I'm not sure I'll go that far. I'm sure I spotted such a man on TV in the crowd at last weeks Millies. He was certainly a member of the RAF Reg and displaying a considerably sized example on his top lip.
 
As an aside, I've heard about the smashing example that Lyneham's Joe sports but I'm not sure I'll go that far. I'm sure I spotted such a man on TV in the crowd at last weeks Millies. He was certainly a member of the RAF Reg and displaying a considerably sized example on his top lip.

That was him...
 
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