Dave-exfairy
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Breasts are strangely hypnotic, just look at them....
I do, I do!!!! Good job the missus has ones to rival Nigella! DT_Xtremez_30:
Prove it..... because I think you're talking out of your hoop.
Ram it up your @rse cnuty bollox!
Ram it up your @rse cnuty bollox!
Cheers easy. You can now sleep well in the knowledge that I've just cracked one off over your missus's knockers.....
(oh and they are nice! DT_Xtremez_14
Yeah, but I get the real thing bro! Oh and they're as perky as Lucy Pinders!
Steady! Miss Pinder is mine until a judge says otherwise DT_Xtremez_05:
Real men can rejoice! Nigella is filming another TV series and she looks as curvy as ever! The real thing is back and that young pretender, Sophie Dahl, is off!
She is pretty and a wee bit lardy, but she distributes her lard quite well.
There is a big difference between a curvy and fat chick.
Nigella meets old shugs basic criteria quite nicely.... Pretty face, under 45 and an ar5e smaller than mine.... only just. DT_Xtremez_14:
EH? Nigella is 50 mate!!!
EH? Nigella is 50 mate!!!
EH? Nigella is 50 mate!!!
Did someone mention breakfast....................?