Night out in Newcastle anyone?

[JBJ90]

Go on you know you want too....DT_Xtremez_30:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...astle-girls-prove-theyre-frightened-snow.html

 

[Spearmint]

Feckin Uber rats that lot. 2 of them with a fair old bit of fat on them, the one between them looks like a man and the one on the end looks like a Gremlin. DT_Xtremez_34:

 

[stacker1195]

Didn't the Ghostbusters destroy the one on the left? DT_Xtremez_34:

 

[Fat2at]

And they're not Geordies either. One's wearing a coat and one's wearing a hat.

 

[grumpyoldb]

Well I would.................... DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[grey haired chiefy]

Any self respecting liney would, all four at the same time and a spare hand for the kebab.
Sure to win the liney grab a grot contest though.
Now i know who the fat slags in Viz were modelled on.

 

[grumpyoldb]

This was one of my favorites from last year.................and yes I would. DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[Jaymac]

OK GrumpyoldB, we have established that you are true old skool RAF and would do just about anything, but how many pints would it take?

 

[Ex-Splitter and Proud]

OK GrumpyoldB, we have established that you are true old skool RAF and would do just about anything, but how many pints would it take?

Pints? WTF? Consumption of alcohol would be purely coincidental...


Beer would help though, for two reasons:

1. Obviously beer goggles would make each of them far more attractive at the time.
(Mind you ... the following morning's shock at seeing what you'd done would be worse than the hangover)

2. Beer would also dull the sense of hearing, allowing the shrill screech of Geordie to sound much more civilized and almost southern.
(Again, a real shock in the morning!)


Of course they'd get it!DT_Xtremez_14:
(Although, I'd bet that a trip to the 'special' clinic would be required afterwards)

 

[Rambling Sid]

I guess you now know why there are a lot of ex pat Geordies

 

[Jaymac]

Pints? WTF? Consumption of alcohol would be purely coincidental...


Beer would help though, for two reasons:

1. Obviously beer goggles would make each of them far more attractive at the time.
(Mind you ... the following morning's shock at seeing what you'd done would be worse than the hangover)

2. Beer would also dull the sense of hearing, allowing the shrill screech of Geordie to sound much more civilized and almost southern.
(Again, a real shock in the morning!)


Of course they'd get it!DT_Xtremez_14:
(Although, I'd bet that a trip to the 'special' clinic would be required afterwards)

The 3rd advantage of beer is that you can say you have never jumped into the sack with a hound. And if she is doing the buying, so much the better.

 

[grumpyoldb]

OK GrumpyoldB, we have established that you are true old skool RAF and would do just about anything, but how many pints would it take?

Probably about 5 or six.............................for her. DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Jaymac]

Expensive. You would be cheaper plying her with some quality alcohol and get in there after 2.

Apparently Diamond White is quite effective.

 

[rest have risen above me]

And they're not Geordies either. One's wearing a coat and one's wearing a hat.

I thought that the fact that they weren't wearing Newcastle tops gave it away that they weren't Geordies.

 

[Max Reheat]

I swear that the one with the glasses is Sausage2 in drag.

 

[Ex-Splitter and Proud]

I thought that the fact that they weren't wearing Newcastle tops gave it away that they weren't Geordies.

Nah... It means it's Friday night..... Best pulling gear...
DT_Xtremez_30:
Footie tops are for Saturdays/Sundays

 

[FOMz]

They just look like 4 of the more attractive type of wrafs going out to the bop..........

 

[PTR Hoar]

The one on the right is wearing a plastic comedy face mask.....right!?

 

[Hot Shoes]

The one wearing glasses is crossing her fingers on her right hand, what is she wishing for???​

 

[stingray888]

Newcastle has some fantastic looking women. It's just that-----well none of them are in that photo.