Now I'm in trouble!

[bigfella]

I had a conversation with Mrs Bf at lunchtime today. She was having a good laugh at the old geezer across the road who had spent the last 45 mins clearing snow from his driveway and paths.

Missus slags him off saying that he's a "typical bloke" for doing that and he probably takes charge of the BBQ in the summer too.

"Quite bl00dy right" I replied. "And the reason he's out there clearing snow whilst it's snowing is that his wife is probably at home watching Loose Women on the TV as well".

Now where did I put my shovel...........?DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Ex-Bay]

"Quite bl00dy right" I replied. "And the reason he's out there clearing snow whilst it's snowing is that his wife is probably at home watching Loose Women on the TV as well".

Now where did I put my shovel...........?DT_Xtremez_28:

Erm. . . buried in the back of your head ?

 

[Ghandi's Flip-Flop]

Aww I thought it was gonna be about how your missus then walked out of the door slipped and went arse over tit. Followed by a swift reply of "thats why he clears the snow darling" type comments. That would've been funnier.

 

[bigfella]

Yeah could still happen cos it's fookin freezin..DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[FOMz]

Best you throw some cold water over the front path then.

If you could video her falling over - that would be even better.

 

[Joe_90]

Warm water freezes faster as the molecules are moving around more, therefore lose energy faster.

 

[PingDit]

Where are the photo's then?

 

[stacker1195]

Best you throw some cold water over the front path then.

If you could video her falling over - that would be even better.

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