Out of the mouths of babes

[roverboy]

Along the lines of FHM's "Out of the mouths of babes", I thought I'd share this little gem from a few years ago.

Whilst Scaley-bashing at Bruggen one christmas, one of us singlies remarked that the incredibly runny brandy butter bore a passing resemblance to "Jiz". Being an extremely attractive (but not blonde) but niaive hostess, the wife in question asked "Jiz, what's that? Can you get it from the NAAFI?" To which the singly told her that she could, but if she couldn't find it on the shelf then she should ask the manager, as he usually kept it through the back due to limited demand. Judging from the fact that she never talked to the lad again, I assumed she'd actually asked for some.

 

[Dragoon]

I was round a friends with my ex one day, and noticed in a basket at the top of the stairs was a tacky bracelet with the word "Maldives" written on it, which had been bought by my mate when on holiday there.

The ex went upstairs later on, and after a short while, she called down to her mate:

"Who's Mal Dives?" she asked.

Her confused mate then began to ask what the hell she was on about.

All I could do was snigger to myself as I realised she had found the bracelet in the basket...

 

[sparks will fly]

My mate came round to my house one day and we began talking about a det we had both been on but at separate times. During our chat he said "Oh did you go to Wendy's for your tea" to which my wife totally lost it and started shouting who the Fcuk is Wendy? Me and my mate never laughed so hard it was priceless.