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'Perfect Woman' Cooks And Cleans

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http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91221-1318535,00.html

A 'robot', which is being dubbed 'the perfect woman' goes on sale on Wednesday. But 'Lisa', who is an ace at cooking, cleaning and massages is surrounded by mystery.

Is this robot the 'perfect woman'?'Hello, you' she says, but the coquettish greeting can't mask the vacant expression on her waxy but perfectly formed face.

Lisa is apparently the answer to all single men's dreams - well at least those who put 'understanding them while taking care of the housework' at the top of their list.

Only drawback, she is, or so her makers claim, a robot. But don't let that put you off. Lisa is programmed to satisfy your every need.

According to AI Robotics, all you have to do is select which variation of Lisa you want. She can be blonde or brunette, dressed in a casual or sexy way and have long or short hair. Whatever floats your boat. Ah - if only normal women were this straightforward. 3140 orders have already been placed.

So are these customers set for a life of domestic bliss or have they fallen prey to a hoax?

Ahead of her launch on the market Lisa is causing quite a stir on the web. Bloggers are divided between those who can't quite believe their luck and are preparing to raid their savings and those who think it's a scam.

Menspulse.com which features photos of lots of "sexy hot babes" merely asks how much it costs while others are more sceptical. On a different, less breast orientated site one blogger says: "That is indeed the question."

If it's being used a promotional tool then it wouldn't be the first time. The film "I, Robot" which starred Will Smith had a promotional website not unlike this.

It looked like a site where you could custom order a robot and choose it's eye and cable colours. But the truth was soon revealed when movie trailers started being shown.

So could it be pre-empting a new blockbuster?

There is in fact a film called 'The Perfect Woman' with the same premise: a nutty scientist creates a robot which is considered the perfect woman because she will do anything she is told.

But the film is almost 60 years old and it'd be nice to think the desire for such a creature was also stuck in history. This leads us to the next possibility.

Perhaps the robot is a piece of art aimed at showing how little women's role in society has actually changed or at least how unhappy men are with any equality which may have occurred.

Any clues are likely to be revealed on Wednesday when the robot/actress (delete as appropriate) is unveiled to the world.


......................if only...................:PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
Not very convincing.::P:

Quite so Firestorm for a start he used the words "perfect woman" and "Lisa" in the same sentence.:PDT_Xtremez_30:

Tin hat firmly on awaiting incoming:PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
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Quite so Firestorm for a start he used the words perfect woman and Lisa in the same sentence.:PDT_Xtremez_30:

Tin hat firmly on awaiting incoming:PDT_Xtremez_42:

Thats what did it for me. After all, would a perfect woman give out traffic tickets?
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Quite simply the technology does not exist to create a robot as sophisticated as has been described.

Not unless your idea of sexy is a 2 ton lump of metal and plastic with a giant pincer.

You could stick a wig on it I suppose.
 
Quite so Firestorm for a start he used the words "perfect woman" and "Lisa" in the same sentence.:PDT_Xtremez_30:

Tin hat firmly on awaiting incoming:PDT_Xtremez_42:

Now now Tin basher we both know you would give your right testicle for a bit of Lisa Lovin!!!:PDT_Xtremez_15:


Thats what did it for me. After all, would a perfect woman give out traffic tickets?
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Me! If I was a traffic warden that is!!!!!::P:

''Lisa is apparently the answer to all single men's dreams - well at least those who put 'understanding them while taking care of the housework' at the top of their list.''

Hmmmm now I wouldnt have thought 'taking care of the housework' would be at the top of all single mens dreams!!! Now taking care of other things.....:PDT_Xtremez_15:
 
Could be useful for mowing the lawn, cleaning gutters and blocked toilets, washing up and general cleaning duties (including the car).

Anything else & I'll risk the real thing, thanks. I wouldn't trust a robot to cook, for example. . . . . . . .


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Could be useful for mowing the lawn, cleaning gutters and blocked toilets, washing up and general cleaning duties (including the car).

Anything else & I'll risk the real thing, thanks. I wouldn't trust a robot to cook, for example. . . . . . . .


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That's not how you spell it...................................LOL!
 
Now now Tin basher we both know you would give your right testicle for a bit of Lisa Lovin!!!:PDT_Xtremez_15:

Lisa if that ever happened and it's very unlikely as I can't play the guitar, am not in a rock band and I'm a long way past 24. Mrs TB would have the other one very, very painfully removed deep fried and smashed flat with a large hammer while the still writhing corpse of a soon to be quite dead Mr TB was forced to watch.
 
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Lisa if that ever happened and it's very unlikely as I can't play the guitar, am not in a rock band and I'm a long way past 24. Mrs TB would have the other one very, very painfully removed deep fried and smashed flat with a large hammer while the still writhing corpse of a soon to be quite dead Mr TB was forced to watch.


Rusty bread knife and grip wrench ?
Makes me wince just to think of it.


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