Posh Spice at Armani

[Ex-Bay]

Posh is at it for Armani again:-

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sco...0788/Posh-Spice-strips-off-for-Armani-ad.html

And very smart too.

 

[Dave-exfairy]

You're feckin joking, she's awful. I wouldn't touch her with yours, bloody ugly, underweight, thick bint as she is.

 

[elnino]

Amazing what an airbrush can do

 

[Gingerburd]

po faced skeletorDT_Xtremez_34:

 

[elnino]

I would rather a bit of ginger than her any day!!!!!!!
Sorry dont mean you GB as your married...

 

[Scaley brat]

You're feckin joking, she's awful. I wouldn't touch her with yours, bloody ugly, underweight, thick bint as she is.

My sentiments precisely

po faced skeletorDT_Xtremez_34:

So good I laughed out loud DT_Xtremez_14:
Especially at the Skeletor bit DT_Xtremez_15:

Mrs Beckham is a Trout. Not only would I not fcuk her with yours, I would shoot you to stop YOU doing her yourself. She is a failed pop star, a failed clothes horse and lets be fcuking honest here, if she's a great wife why did Beckham shag the babysitter !

I reckon she wouldn't even touch your c0ck without a pair of Marigolds. DT_Xtremez_06:

edit: In fact, as my sergeant just pointed out, the only thing she has going for her is she doesn't have a c0ck ! I mean a real one, not the one that occasionally plays football DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[DesertBaldy]

I would!!!DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[spencer the fencer]

I would!!!DT_Xtremez_42:

That says more about you than it does about herDT_Xtremez_30:

 

[MontyPlumbs]

Anyone who wouldn't do her up the wrong 'un is gay - fact!

 

[DesertBaldy]

Anyone who wouldn't do her up the wrong 'un is gay - fact!

Exactly, she's been on the tele and everything!

 

[Dave-exfairy]

I would!!!DT_Xtremez_42:

Why does that not surprise me?

Anyone who wouldn't do her up the wrong 'un is gay - fact!

If I wanted to shag a woman with a body like a prepubescent boy, i'd shag a prepubescent boy.

 

[grumpyoldb]

Why does that not surprise me?

If I wanted to shag a woman with a body like a prepubescent boy, i'd shag a prepubescent boy.

Whatever rocks your boat................! DT_Xtremez_42: DT_Xtremez_31:

 

[Ex-Bay]

Closer to the bone, sweeter is the meat.

 

[Dave-exfairy]

Closer to the bone, sweeter is the meat.

Complete sh!te, more cushion for the pushin!

This is how a woman should look:

 

[Dave-exfairy]

Whatever rocks your boat................! DT_Xtremez_42: DT_Xtremez_31:

Not mine buddy, I like some cushioning on my women!

 

[grumpyoldb]

Me too........................! DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Dave-exfairy]

Me too........................! DT_Xtremez_15:

You just had to do it, didn't you! You feckin bast@rd, i'm now going to have to have a cold shower!DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[grumpyoldb]

You just had to do it, didn't you! You feckin bast@rd, i'm now going to have to have a cold shower!DT_Xtremez_14:

Dumplings for tea, tomorrow..................! DT_Xtremez_14: