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Got this from the Rams website, sums my feelings up excellently afteryersterdaysballsup against the tractorboys. What hurt yesterday more than anything was being soundly beaten by the worst team I have seen play at Derby over the last 3 years.
Before Tricky hasa Forest gloat I must point out that one of the 2 managers in this rant to fail the club is that poisonous little tw@t that will fail to get Forest promoted this year.
anyway on to the best rant of the season
Patience is...
Derby County
by 2 Wellies (U14045016) 06 April 2010
Patience is having the worst ever premiership record and being told next season will be better, Patience is two managers giving up on a team, patience is two relegation battles on the trot, patience is listening to owners tell us that debts need to be reduced and players need to go, patience is not being given a deadline for when money will be available for players, patience is watching directors getting inflated sums of money whilst the players wage bill is reduced, patience is waiting for the son of god to take the seat at the right hand of his father, patience is listening to players telling us they're a top ten squad then playing with the tempo of an amputated turtle, patience is being promised passing football then having to watch players pass sideways and backwards, to the opposition, to the touchlines, to the corner flags, to the fans in the ground, tot he fans outside of the ground and then to Bywater for him to hoof the ball up to the oppositions centre backs, patience is another relegation battle, patience is watching a promising performance followed up by a pathetic performance, patience is another loan player, patience is another substitution that defies the laws of physics, patience is watching a team play with as much penetration as an overweight, depressed eunuch with a low sex drive, patience is reading Robbie Savage's boasts on twitter when we haven't even won a chuffing game (i only hope we did a deal with him for a wage cut in exchange for a freedom to make myself a media career), patience is Derby County...my whole chuffing life I have been patient and now I am IMPATIENT TO THE CORE...TO THE CHUFFING CORE!!!
I am not anti-Clough for what it is worth, I have serious concerns especially around motivation and the flagrant abuse of the substitute act but we've had three managers in three seasons, with three different phillosophies, none of whom have been able to stop the unnaceptable BS football that we keep churning out, I think Clough's behaviour yesterday is a sign of the stresses he's under (at least he cares he could have walked like the other two) I hope we scrape over the finishing line and the summer can be an opportunity for him to reflect and then next season I think will be a better one to judge...
So this rant is aimed at everyone and anyone in the chuffing club that can, or might be able to do something to change our current phillosophy of permanently breaking the spirits, mental health and ability to enjoy life of the good people of Derbyshire...we need to break the yoke of this foolishness. As a long suffering I am done with the excuses...
Firstly, I believe you guys are a top 10 squad way off the Premiership like all the rest of the teams below WBA but you are a top 10 side, this has been proven by your performances against top 10 sides, your inability to beat those around you however is not due to tactical impotence but to the simple fact that you as a team are entitled, arrogant and lazy. You try and cruise in second gear and think because we have a bumper crowd, because we were treated harshly in the Premier and because we still have some players on Premiership wages teams are gonna pull over and let you pass them by...muppets!!!! Pull the finger out of your overpaid backsides and man the chuff up, get over yourselves and get your hands dirty, we felt sorry for you now we're tired of hearing the whining and the excuses, man the chuff up stop thinking the footballing world needs to take pity on you, for the past three years your performances have been blasphemous and a deep insult to the gods of football, they ain't gonna take pity until you, grow some, make your own luck and get after teams.
Secondly ... GSE we need a central midfielder who can pass the ball in a forward direction at speed, with precision and within a time scale of 1-3 touches a.s.a.p,
Thirdly, rebuilding and sustainability is not an excuse for drivel, we the fans who have had very little reward in terms of our loyalty demand standards from our players, if we had a bad squad then all we would demand would be effort but we do have skilful players so as well as the blood, guts and determination that has been the tradition of our club until recently we demand some skill, intelligence and ingenuity from ALL PLAYERS NOT JUST KRIS COMMONS... and lastly TEMPO, TEMPO, TEMPO...lift your legs an inch higher, breath a little deeper, think a little clearer a little quicker and MOVE...we have been too patient and this season on top of the past two have worn us thinner than an anorexic stick insect with a nervous disposition.
I don't care whose job it is, I don't care whose fault it is, I don't care about the politics and I don't care for being patient...I am done being patient...there are minimum standards of acceptable football which have been breached too long by my club for patience...12 points from the next four is MANDATORY.
Impatiently waiting
2 Wellies
Before Tricky hasa Forest gloat I must point out that one of the 2 managers in this rant to fail the club is that poisonous little tw@t that will fail to get Forest promoted this year.
anyway on to the best rant of the season
Patience is...
Derby County
by 2 Wellies (U14045016) 06 April 2010
Patience is having the worst ever premiership record and being told next season will be better, Patience is two managers giving up on a team, patience is two relegation battles on the trot, patience is listening to owners tell us that debts need to be reduced and players need to go, patience is not being given a deadline for when money will be available for players, patience is watching directors getting inflated sums of money whilst the players wage bill is reduced, patience is waiting for the son of god to take the seat at the right hand of his father, patience is listening to players telling us they're a top ten squad then playing with the tempo of an amputated turtle, patience is being promised passing football then having to watch players pass sideways and backwards, to the opposition, to the touchlines, to the corner flags, to the fans in the ground, tot he fans outside of the ground and then to Bywater for him to hoof the ball up to the oppositions centre backs, patience is another relegation battle, patience is watching a promising performance followed up by a pathetic performance, patience is another loan player, patience is another substitution that defies the laws of physics, patience is watching a team play with as much penetration as an overweight, depressed eunuch with a low sex drive, patience is reading Robbie Savage's boasts on twitter when we haven't even won a chuffing game (i only hope we did a deal with him for a wage cut in exchange for a freedom to make myself a media career), patience is Derby County...my whole chuffing life I have been patient and now I am IMPATIENT TO THE CORE...TO THE CHUFFING CORE!!!
I am not anti-Clough for what it is worth, I have serious concerns especially around motivation and the flagrant abuse of the substitute act but we've had three managers in three seasons, with three different phillosophies, none of whom have been able to stop the unnaceptable BS football that we keep churning out, I think Clough's behaviour yesterday is a sign of the stresses he's under (at least he cares he could have walked like the other two) I hope we scrape over the finishing line and the summer can be an opportunity for him to reflect and then next season I think will be a better one to judge...
So this rant is aimed at everyone and anyone in the chuffing club that can, or might be able to do something to change our current phillosophy of permanently breaking the spirits, mental health and ability to enjoy life of the good people of Derbyshire...we need to break the yoke of this foolishness. As a long suffering I am done with the excuses...
Firstly, I believe you guys are a top 10 squad way off the Premiership like all the rest of the teams below WBA but you are a top 10 side, this has been proven by your performances against top 10 sides, your inability to beat those around you however is not due to tactical impotence but to the simple fact that you as a team are entitled, arrogant and lazy. You try and cruise in second gear and think because we have a bumper crowd, because we were treated harshly in the Premier and because we still have some players on Premiership wages teams are gonna pull over and let you pass them by...muppets!!!! Pull the finger out of your overpaid backsides and man the chuff up, get over yourselves and get your hands dirty, we felt sorry for you now we're tired of hearing the whining and the excuses, man the chuff up stop thinking the footballing world needs to take pity on you, for the past three years your performances have been blasphemous and a deep insult to the gods of football, they ain't gonna take pity until you, grow some, make your own luck and get after teams.
Secondly ... GSE we need a central midfielder who can pass the ball in a forward direction at speed, with precision and within a time scale of 1-3 touches a.s.a.p,
Thirdly, rebuilding and sustainability is not an excuse for drivel, we the fans who have had very little reward in terms of our loyalty demand standards from our players, if we had a bad squad then all we would demand would be effort but we do have skilful players so as well as the blood, guts and determination that has been the tradition of our club until recently we demand some skill, intelligence and ingenuity from ALL PLAYERS NOT JUST KRIS COMMONS... and lastly TEMPO, TEMPO, TEMPO...lift your legs an inch higher, breath a little deeper, think a little clearer a little quicker and MOVE...we have been too patient and this season on top of the past two have worn us thinner than an anorexic stick insect with a nervous disposition.
I don't care whose job it is, I don't care whose fault it is, I don't care about the politics and I don't care for being patient...I am done being patient...there are minimum standards of acceptable football which have been breached too long by my club for patience...12 points from the next four is MANDATORY.
Impatiently waiting
2 Wellies
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