Redundancy shortfall ??

[Liney Hasbeen]

I was wondering what the rest of you were hearing, as here in the sunny Midlands the word is that there is a shortfall in applications for redudancy for Rigger/Sootie across all ranks.

If this is right do we get a reverse promotion board or dump the lame and unfit first?

 

[MingMong]

That would be a logical thing to do, so most likely will not happen. I would guess it will be based on how much it would cost them to get rid of any forced redundancies rather than the ability of the people they would ditch.

 

[Liney Hasbeen]

So someone that has applied for redundancy and the said shortfall happens, the applicant is on 5's and specs with a recent commendation. Should he still get it even with a shortfall ? or should they just use the oppurtunity to ditch the dross ?

I sometimes feel there is no pattern or criteria and it's all done in a pin the tail on the donkey style.

 

[Penguins Suck]

right listen in they shud get rid of all yous techies as there are to many yous should be made to remoster to the Reg

 

[MingMong]

So someone that has applied for redundancy and the said shortfall happens, the applicant is on 5's and specs with a recent commendation. Should he still get it even with a shortfall ?

If there is a shortfall in aplicants, then surely everybody that asked for redundancy would get it, regardless of how god/useful they are, before they start making forced redundancies.

Would somebody who was given compulsorary redundancy rather than volunteering be eligable for a bigger payoff than somebody who volunteered though?

 

[tonibaloni]

right listen in they shud get rid of all yous techies as there are to many yous should be made to remoster to the Reg

hey slack jaw, what on earth is a remoster?
what does shud mean?
and what does yous refer to?
When do you arrive in the CCS section at Lossie?
Do they know what a tool they are getting?

 

[Liney Hasbeen]

Indeed they should, this would be the fair way to appease the selected.

Will it happen, not so sure. I seem to remember in the early 90's that the compulsorys had longer notice, a year I think it was ?? Not sure about the cash side of it though..........anyone know ?

 

[Penguins Suck]

right listen in yous , remouster is when yous change trade are yous thick or somethin.

I get to lossie end of aug are the blocks good

 

[tonibaloni]

right listen in yous , remouster is when yous change trade are yous thick or somethin.

I get to lossie end of aug are the blocks good

Actually young man, to change trades is to REMUSTER.
And yes I believe the blocks here are quite good, they are relatively new.
Funny, I guessed you were single.

 

[Penguins Suck]

Actually young man, to change trades is to REMUSTER.
And yes I believe the blocks here are quite good, they are relatively new.
Funny, I guessed you were single.

right listen yous i had better get the best room when i get there are yous in cahge of a block and sort it for me

 

[maninthevan]

right listen yous i had better get the best room when i get there are yous in cahge of a block and sort it for me

Penguin...

If they have any sense my little pebble, they will allocate you a very 'special' room, just for you........

Love n hugs big boy....
xxx

 

[tonibaloni]

right listen yous i had better get the best room when i get there are yous in cahge of a block and sort it for me

No I am not in charge of a block, however being such a roughie-toughie rock then any shell scrape should be enough for you, why do you want a good room, its not as if anyone else will be going in there is it?Off Topic

 

[230Tiger]

Getting back on track

Getting back on track

Hi. New to Egoat,

I really hope they are short of volunteers (although i very much doubt it!), I missed out by a couple of months so maybe they might just extend the "joined before date"! Lets hope.
DT_Xtremez_28:

 

[Liney Hasbeen]

Hi. New to Egoat,

I really hope they are short of volunteers (although i very much doubt it!), I missed out by a couple of months so maybe they might just extend the "joined before date"! Lets hope.
DT_Xtremez_28:

Hopefully you do get it ,one less at aldergrove means I move up the Q .!!

Best of luck to you 230tiger hahahaha

 

[230Tiger]

Sorry Liney Hasbeen,
I'm not at Aldergrove. I was on 230 when it was out in germanlandDT_Xtremez_30: .

 

[sumps]

SHORTFALL???...SHORTFALL!!!...All those eligable that haven't done so should be damwell charged! - THE ENDDT_Xtremez_06:

 

[Turbo Angryman]

Raf Reg Redundancy package announced

Raf Reg Redundancy package announced

right listen in they shud get rid of all yous techies as there are to many yous should be made to remoster to the Reg

Check this out for a good package pingu this is the new redundancy package for raf reg.
1. A job in tesco's for life( cleaning up spillages with the other 10% ers).
2.15 pence pay off.
3. An E reg ford Escort.
4 A bath or shower prior to your leaving the camp( first one in years for you then).
5 Free removal of sh#te tattoo with usual reg bolloc#s name,rank,number etc.
6 Lessons in basic communication skills that do not involve picking fleas and lice out of the alpha male's coat and flinging shi#e onto the other tribe.
Get your application in now.
Turbo Angryman
Angryness Level 1/10

 

[SORRY CJ]

Get A Life Asda Boy

Get A Life Asda Boy

right listen in they shud get rid of all yous techies as there are to many yous should be made to remoster to the Reg

Why on Earth would anybody want to "remoster" (thick t#at) to RA Ra RAF REG?

What do you get for that?

A life of CCS, or going in and digging slip trenches. Fu#k that, techies check in not dig in.

At the end of yous time, what do yous get other than a sh1t security job working nights for sh1t pay with a load of thick Meekons, telling your pathetic war stories on how yous bullied and shouted at young boy’s cos they didn’t know the colour of the Bio hazard triangle. You could get a job in Asda in Elgin as a greeter helping out the one armed girl on the door by pointing out the way to the meths, cos that’s all you could now afford to drink, cos yous got no brain.

As for the techies amongst us, the World is our oyster. Good pay and good prospects because we are intelligent.

 

[Penguins Suck]

right listen in yous boby charlten comb over baldy tw@t

yous are a war fighter first, its not jus me who says that it is jock stirup the chief air staff. yous lot had it to easy no more check in yous dig in like us ask the techies in the' ghan. just becos yous is a glass back downgrade and dont deploy,
lots of techies do.

lookforward to meeting yous when i git to Lossie

 

[HeWitch]

Off Topic
Sir Jock isn't CAS any more Purple Shocker, it's Sir Glenn Torpy now, Sir Jock's gone up to CDS. Didn't you see his emotional message in the press recently?
Well, at least the CDS is RAF, even if he is a jockey.