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Mike Oxmells

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Well first off like many people I've been watching and waiting and eventually taken the plunge and joined

Before anyone says anything I have already read the rules. I've got no money and I'm not a bender.

I'm 53 got 2 years to do and I'm not commissioned. I used to be a Fairy but now like many others I am Eng Tech Admin and looking forward to taking part instead of just watching

Cheers

Mike
 
Hello MO. Welcome to the goat.

Ermmmm if your thingy smells then it might be an idea to wash it more often.
 
Well first off like many people I've been watching and waiting and eventually taken the plunge and joined

Before anyone says anything I have already read the rules. I've got no money and I'm not a bender.

I'm 53 got 2 years to do and I'm not commissioned. I used to be a Fairy but now like many others I am Eng Tech Admin and looking forward to taking part instead of just watching

Cheers

Mike

That's gotta be the funniest intro I've seen yet :PDT_Xtremez_30:

Welcome Mike, try cillit bang under the hood and it might not smell so bad :PDT_Xtremez_31:
 
Hi Mike, welcome. Do you like Dogs/Kids/Morris Mariners or the village people?
No to all the above - what the fcuk do you take me for I already said I'm not a Leckie FFS

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That's gotta be the funniest intro I've seen yet :PDT_Xtremez_30:

Welcome Mike, try cillit bang under the hood and it might not smell so bad :PDT_Xtremez_31:
Don't have a 1 skin, 2 skin, 3 skin or a ..........................

Just a very smelly 3rd leg
 
Hello MO. Welcome to the goat.

Ermmmm if your thingy smells then it might be an idea to wash it more often.
I was hoping to find some old bird to lick it clean - its a bit like a Lollipop but it won't lick itself

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I was hoping to find some old bird to lick it clean - its a bit like a Lollipop but it won't lick itself

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Well, there's plent of Old Birds here I reckon so you never know, your luck might be in. However, in the meantime just slap it around some kitchen/oven cleaner....should do the trick.
 
Well, there's plent of Old Birds here I reckon so you never know, your luck might be in. However, in the meantime just slap it around some kitchen/oven cleaner....should do the trick.
When I was at Wyton there were a couple of old birds in the snecs mess (we called them Hinge & Bracket) one of them commented on the smell once but she had no desire to become a Gobbling Housemaid - shame really as she had false teeth


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Yeah but I'm not multiskilled, not a splitter either. pure pedigree Radar man:PDT_Xtremez_19:

I'm afraid when you reach FS/WO level, as you obviously are, you are automatically on the new trade group therefore to all intents and purposes you are multiskilled.....hee! hee!
 
You should fit in....!!!!

You should fit in....!!!!

Well first off i like men I've been watching and waiting and eventually taken the plunge and come out.

Before anyone says anything I have already read the rules. I've got no money and I'm a bender.

I'm 53 got 2 boyfriends to do and I'm not commissioned. Im a Fairy but now like many men I am Admin and looking forward to taking part instead of just watching.

Cheers

Mike

You should fit in well on here........:PDT_Xtremez_42:
 
WElcome MO....had to do a double take on yer name!!:PDT_Xtremez_42: ..(slooooooooowwwww today:PDT_Xtremez_14: )
 
WElcome MO....had to do a double take on yer name!!:PDT_Xtremez_42: ..(slooooooooowwwww today:PDT_Xtremez_14: )

No problem MO4 I find many people choke when they get it

I've got a Cypriot mate and his name is Mike Oxakippa

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