"Rubbing one out"

[Shugster]

This is an almost serious question...

Why do girls find the thought that a chap might think of them whilst 'wrestling the one eyed snake' disgusting?

If a bird wanted to think of me to 'make the train arrive earlier' I would take it as a compliment.

What's so bad about it ladies?
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[laboratoryqueen]

Well that all depends on who the bloke is that's doing the thinking, doesn't it.

Now if it were a minging fat welsh retard it would be quite cringe worthy to say the least but on the other hand having a fit grey haired scot pull his plug over me, I wouldn't complain and would more than likey assist in matters.

 

[Talk Wrench]

"Rubbing one out"? Some birds may think that it means "erasing an entry in the diary"

I think that birds would understand "Chucking one off" better. DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[Shugster]

Well that all depends on who the bloke is that's doing the thinking, doesn't it.

Now if it were a minging fat welsh retard it would be quite cringe worthy to say the least but on the other hand having a fit grey haired scot pull his plug over me, I wouldn't complain and would more than likey assist in matters.

Well I'm a reasonable looking chap, so feel free to post any pictures you have sporting your latest purchases from Anne Summers.
DT_Xtremez_15:

 

[Scaley brat]

Well that all depends on who the bloke is that's doing the thinking, doesn't it.

Now if it were a minging fat welsh retard it would be quite cringe worthy to say the least but on the other hand having a fit grey haired scot pull his plug over me, I wouldn't complain and would more than likey assist in matters.

Why would S2 want to wring out the slug over you though ? ::

 

[laboratoryqueen]

Well I'm a reasonable looking chap, so feel free to post any pictures you have sporting your latest purchases from Anne Summers.
DT_Xtremez_15:

Purlease, Mattel make my outfits DT_Xtremez_15: