Short skirts

[Tin basher]

Is there an age or size when it is just wrong for a burd to wear a short skirt? Shopping in town today noticed lots of short skirts about (it was a nice day) some looked mighty fine others looked horrible. So what limits should there be?

 

[FOMz]

I always find mutton dressed as lamb looks good in a short skirt.

 

[dark_sider1]

Hmm well, i think there should definitely be some sort of width limit DT_Xtremez_30:

But every now and again, you can find a gem

 

[grumpyoldb]

1" below see level is good for me................! DT_Xtremez_14:

 

[penfold93]

I prefer the Greyhound Skirt














1 inch from the Hair

 

[Tin basher]

I prefer the Greyhound Skirt - 1 inch from the Hair

What on a granny or a wide load?? Is there an age or size limit for short skirts??

 

[RAF Bird]

What on a granny or a wide load?? Is there an age or size limit for short skirts??

I think it's less of an age limit and more of a what you look like limit. I mean look at Kylie Minogue, Jennifer Aniston, Dannii minogue.. people like them or say Fizz on Corry. She is much younger than them... over ten years younger than Kylie and Jen however who would you rather look at in a teeny wee skirt???

 

[Jrids]

there should be a law against short skirts above a certain size


cup of corrrfeee and tracksuit bottoms and spandex

lets say size 10

start talking to the your next MP

 

[grumpyoldb]

I think it's time for Kylie to re-emerge......................... DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[RAF Bird]

there should be a law against short skirts above a certain size


cup of corrrfeee and tracksuit bottoms and spandex

lets say size 10

start talking to the your next MP

What about this treacle who happends to be a size 12......

 

[grumpyoldb]

What about this treacle who happends to be a size 12......

Treacle.................sticky..................? DT_Xtremez_42:

 

[Ex-Bay]

What about this treacle who happens to be a size 12......

Ah, but she was GORGEOUS

 

[Fat2at]

That wasn't a pic of Marilyn Monroe. That looks like a shim. Besides MM was an American size 16 - even bigger than ours. Size isn't the issue (to a point) it's the overall shape/curves... and that's what she had. Oh and she looked filthy too.

 

[Greenie]

Minis

Minis

Surely its up the the makers, not to make them more than a size 10-12 MAX.

As not to offend our eyes

 

[RAF Bird]

That wasn't a pic of Marilyn Monroe. That looks like a shim. Besides MM was an American size 16 - even bigger than ours. Size isn't the issue (to a point) it's the overall shape/curves... and that's what she had. Oh and she looked filthy too.

Haha I love how people believe everything they read.. an american size 16 is the same as a UK size 20.. now my friend MM may well have been a UK 12 a 14 at the very most but if you believe for one moment that she is a size 20 that you really have got the 6" thing VERY wrong and I just hope your lass never expects you to buy her any underwear!!

 

[Pikeman]

If they look like this, they can wear short skirts. DT_Xtremez_30:

 

[Fat2at]

Haha I love how people believe everything they read.. an american size 16 is the same as a UK size 20.. now my friend MM may well have been a UK 12 a 14 at the very most but if you believe for one moment that she is a size 20 that you really have got the 6" thing VERY wrong and I just hope your lass never expects you to buy her any underwear!!

It was her who told me - years ago! Maybe it was some early relationship mind-games. I got her back by telling her that 9 UK centimetres was the same as 9 US inches.

 

[JT 4 ever]

We've all seen them... the 'way past it' should know better but still out every night trying to catch any man that walks past in the desprate attempt to settle down and become the wife/mother that she dreamed about when she was 12 but unfortunately made some bad choices and finds herself in a sad position. Now in vain she tries to make up for lost time, trying to re-live her youth and dresses in a belt and a boob tube, the type that can down a pint without having to remove the fag end from her mouth, and much quickier than any of the Rugby team and fart the national anthem...
Not the old but sexy, classy types...
Or just the fat bint, the one that looks like a buffalo wearing a dress..

Of course after all that it is beauty in the eye of the beholder. But as I know far too well, that eye can get distorted with booze.

 

[2nd Outsider]